Ugly Knives

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ok so here are some UGLY knives i found on the internet some even made by good companies lol. Hope you injoyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you wont see me \buying theese!!! why do they even design theese!!!!!

WHAT IN GODS NAME WAS CRKT THINKING !!!!!



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Cold steel no!!!!!!!!!!

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NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THEESE NEXT FEW

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A "mall ninja" isn't a knife, it is a term for the type of person who would buy these knives.

BTW, there is already a recent thread for this: http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=748204

Besides, you have combined a lock mechanism by CRKT, a replica knife from Star Trek, and art knife, and a few fantasy wall-hangers.

None of them are really "mall ninja" knives except the CS throwers.
 
Rambo would be pissed if he saw theese!!!!

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The punisher would CRY!!!!

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And Last but not least the Scariest Knives and ugliest known to man!!!!

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And First prize goes to the worst knife design in the world!!!

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Anyways thank you for viewing and post some ugly contraptions of your own!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU PURCHASE THEESE !!!!!!!!
 
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^ agreed

however, i must say. the very first knife by crkt.... my buddy has that knife. that exact knife....
 
Stop da music...

If you would really like to know about mall ninjas, their breeding ground, and their mating habits please follow MoreToasties' suggestion and visit the following link.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=748204

Much of what you posted is just fantasy bullshit. A true Mall Ninja would buy these fantasy pieces of garbage and lie by saying he fended off a flurry of highly trained attackers using nothing but that retarded looking shark gauntlet.
 
well the cold steel knives and the crkt knives seem ok to me. Stylistically, they may not be your cup of tea, but no need to effectively insult someone who owns one. Its not like you go out, buy a Kris style thrower, and start responding on the electric cart.
 
Mall Ninja -
The Mall Ninja is easily distinguished by an abundance of “tactical” gear, such as fatigues, a thigh holster (with, of course, a Glock), combat boots, bandolier and other accouterments that you’d usually only see on a SWAT operative. Median age is usually 19-25, and they tend to boast about their various exploits with certain Special Forces units, all of which they’re too young and idiotic to have joined (real Special Forces types don’t brag). They typically have opinions on everything, regardless of expertise, they are uniformly poor shots, and they tend to exhibit a frightening lack of safety training.
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- http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/


A mall ninja is not a type of knife.

Edit: Oh good, you edited your original thread. I'll leave the definition up because it's funny.
 
Guys like us who sit around typing messages on a computer to others about how cool knives are have no authority to make fun of mall ninjas. Look in the mirror. We are the mall ninjas.
 
Those Cold Steel knives are actually very functional and a great value. The Kris has application with various blade combat styles of MA and is cost effective too. That GI Tanto is one heck of a good, durable user too. Don't see much Mall Ninja in them...
 
- The first CRKT is a gentleman's knife. It's blade is only 2.5" so it's hardly scary. The rainbow color is the exact opposite of "tactical".
- The second CRKT is also a gentleman's knife. It's even tinier at 2.3", and it doubles as a money clip.
- The Naga Kris Cold Steel is an adaptation from Indonesian Kris, a proven fighting dagger that has been used for centuries. If used in martial arts practice (especially Silat) it's appropriate.
- The second Cold Steel is a design very similar to Strider BT & BN. It's a decent sharpened prybar.
- The second to last knife is designed specifically as an car emergency exit tool. The blade is serrated but not pointed so you can use it to cut seat belts. That mechanism is a spring loaded punch to break tempered glass.
- The last one is a fantasy knife associated with Star Trek. IIRC it's a Klingon dagger.

In my mind a "mall ninja" is a guy who like to suit up with (real or perceived) tactical gear, despite not employed in a profession that requires it. A piece of gear that's totally normal for a SWAT team member can become mall ninjaish when carried by a civilian to trot the mall.
 
shecky said:
Guys like us who sit around typing messages on a computer to others about how cool knives are have no authority to make fun of mall ninjas. Look in the mirror. We are the mall ninjas.
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I'm going to go with a big negative on that response. I may like knives, but I am no Mall Ninja. I carry one pocket knife on me every day just like both of my grandfathers used to. I'm not loaded up with tactical gear nor is the one knife I carry an outrageous design. Don't mix me in the same category as some ridiculous Mall Ninja who carries an arsenal with him at all times. That ain't me guy.
 
I have seen some crazy ones in my day but seriously I would not want to be stabbed with any of them. When it comes to the mall ninja stuff I dont pay much attention after all I remember when Glock came out and most regagrded it as a weird mallninja design and now it is extremely popular. To me if a knife is built of good material and has some useful feature that you can actually use then go for it but there is no excuse for buying the absolute crappiest built knives out there. Most people that buy the mall ninja stuff just need educated a bit and turn the video games off.
 
Tony8179 said:
I'm going to go with a big negative on that response. I may like knives, but I am no Mall Ninja. I carry one pocket knife on me every day just like both of my grandfathers used to. I'm not loaded up with tactical gear nor is the one knife I carry an outrageous design. Don't mix me in the same category as some ridiculous Mall Ninja who carries an arsenal with him at all times. That ain't me guy.
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I think he was just saying those who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

My GF and my friends poke fun at my knife collecting the same way "we" poke fun at mall ninjas.
 
collect said:
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THEESE NEXT FEW


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Yeah there are to describe this one. RESCUE TOOL! This tool has and is still around in the gear of LEO's and Firemen all over. Just because you know nothing about the S&W911 Rescue Tool does not make it a Mall Ninja prop. Read more, post less...:rolleyes:
 
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