Uncle Bill

[clearblue]

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?

Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.

 

[Ben Arown-Awile]

.. using just a plain piece of fabric placed around the waist,pulled tight, and then folded back under along the sides like rolling a "doobie."...

This is the ideal time for me to try one since my wife is away for a couple of weeks helping my injured daughter. I already tried on all her clothes and found a few that really flatter my figure. My favorite was the red baby doll nightie that I found stuffed way back in the dresser drawer. I'm wearing that now.

Could you give a little more detailed instructions for the sarong? I got a terrible cramp in my neck when I tried to lick it after rolling.

 

[John Trout]

And there IS the thread killer!!!!

thanks Ben!!