Unethical blackmail giveaway

[veitsi_poika]

Is it a gift if the mystery drives you mad?!?

ps. You can start a thread in Tech Support and ask to have the remains of your Basic Membership prorated to extend your Gold.

I would like to buy a hamburger...

 

[Amir Fleschwund]

What happens when someone falsely confesses in order to win the giveaway?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Dean51]

I'm pretty sure I sent it.
Who are we talking about again.

 

[meako]

If it's unethical you want, I did it.

Is it a gift if the mystery drives you mad?!?

ps. You can start a thread in Tech Support and ask to have the remains of your Basic Membership prorated to extend your Gold.

 

[r8shell]

Thanks for thinking of me, but I've been so tied up (mainly in parcel tape and bubble-wrap) this past week, mailing out the Guardians Lambsfoot knives, that I completely missed any of this shenanigans

Here's the deal: you were the benefactor and didn't even know it!

 

[meako]

And then there were two.
Scrteenedporch has claimed responsibility
And yet r8shell seems to know a lot about the upgrade process.
No true porcheteer would falsely claim it just to win the gaw.
Maybe ill just never know

 

[afishhunter]

meako
I just looked at your profile picture.
By chance we're you Tim Allens' neighbor, 'Wilson' on Allens' "Home Improvement" TV show?

 

[Woodrow F Call]

If anyone can reveal who my mysterious benefactor is they will receive this Schrade Oldtimer ot3.

Never laid eyes on it. But I'm being paid to bring that knife back alive or you dead. Each and everyone of you. Now I'd rather bring the knife back that's easier. But when it comes right down to it don't matter to me I'll earn my pay one way or the other. Now how about you? Are you the Big Chief or one of the little Indians?

 

[meako]

There is iron in your words Woodrow wales.
Yeah fishunter thats a piece of armour plate
Itll take 50 cal AP rounds . A friend is going to make knives out of it..
NOW
Attention everybody.
Attention please.
Youll all be pleased to hear the perpetrator has come forward and confessed. So you're all in the clear. She will remain nameless for now but Im hoping she accepts the reward.

 

[meako]

Ah think whut we got hyer is a case o indirect benefactoration!

 

[Will Power]

You have a Stalker...

 

[waynorth]

In which I go away for a week or so, and despite Meako's nice tie and cleaned up image, the whole Traditional forum takes a murky turn!!
What's going on around here????
I certainly didn't do anything!!

 

[Jolipapa]

There is iron in your words Woodrow wales.
Yeah fishunter thats a piece of armour plate
Itll take 50 cal AP rounds . A friend is going to make knives out of it..
NOW
Attention everybody.
Attention please.
Youll all be pleased to hear the perpetrator has come forward and confessed. So you're all in the clear. She will remain nameless for now but Im hoping she accepts the reward.

So, Miss Scarlet did it! I'd bet on colonel Mustard however...

 

[meako]

Mystery solved Skoob.
The OT will be given away by a random number draw taken from post numbers.
Im in will get you a ticket in the raffle.
Thank You Porcheteers.

 

[screened porch]

I don't remember if I'm in. Probably. But just in case, I'm in.
Pretty respectable looking avatar lately. What have you done with Meako?

 

[waynorth]

I'm out - I'll leave the chances to one more worthy!!
But Meako; You are hired!!

 

[WinchesteRalox]

I think I decided that if you were going to put me in the giveaway I am out but thanks for the opportunity.

 

[meako]

This is the worst giveaway evver.
I'd have more chance of giving this cool old Schrade 3OT away if I changed out the scales to carbon fibre and glued thumbstuds and a clip on it.....round this rusty old old porchfull of curmudgeoumous crawdads and geriatric jiminysnickers*.
Look
Things arent that easy for me at the moment but a 2 horse race gaw is ridiculous.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Well it aint over now.
Whos with me. yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


*made up word.

 

[screened porch]

Seriously? Only two entries?
I'm in again with a false mustache and dark glasses.

 

[Jack Black]

To be fair, I've seen your name pop up in the noble benefactor context more than any other in my 2 years here. I figured it was a solid guess

Thanks again, and my apologies for the slow reply

Seriously? Only two entries?
I'm in again with a false mustache and dark glasses.

I'm in, and please send it to Jer (sorry I couldn't see the other entrant)