Unofficial 2010 ashokan ballock dagger challenge

I'm in ! My suggestion in the other ashokan thread with either a Scottish dirk or sgian dubh, but a bollock dagger is just an early Scottish dirk =)
 
Of course, there will be extra points for those wearing their bollock dagger in phiabeg.
 
Could this thread possibly make it without song?

Of course not!!!

AC/DC
Big Balls

Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
 
Matt Goo?

Who the hell gave Sam the authority to do this?
Ah.... bollocks!
Mace
 
And why are they called that exactly?

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Oh dear... :o
 
Mace said:
Who the hell gave Sam the authority to do this?
Ah.... bollocks!
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He who hesitates.... :D

I dunno if I'm in or not, we'll see how work goes through Q2....stupid day job, always getting in the way of fun.... ;)

-d
 
deker said:
He who hesitates.... :D

I dunno if I'm in or not, we'll see how work goes through Q2....stupid day job, always getting in the way of fun.... ;)

-d
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I am sorta in the same position. Gotta have the day gig, day gig eats my day

-Page
 
I make so few blades that I need to plan out half a year in advance anyways, so a bollock dagger will be one of the few blades that I make =D
 
They were also known as 'kindey daggers' in Victorian(?) England as not to sugest the link with bollocks.
The spelling of Ballock dagger and Bollock dagger were both used.
 
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