Used for self defense?

i ran into a guy who is a might ... [paranoid] [over] prepared...

check this... he actually installed a diamond style metal plate UNDER his king sized bed, in case bad guys try shooting UP through the floor... his walk in closet is lined with the stuff, and has an extra special strong door and frame - same for the main door to the master bedroom. SAME for the door at the top of the stairs leading to the top floor. the walls in the stair hallway are simply paneled with hardwood to slow anyone down trying to sheetrock tunnel around the top door [1] the upstairs windows are bullet proof per se, just lexan. there are multiple alarms systems. interior motion sensors and cameras.

he keeps his and her combat shotguns, and electronic "ears" AND vests and eye protection and gloves and crap just under the bed; so in the event of issues, they can grab and don. they practice.

in the event of home invasion, they can call out a number of ways (land line, cell phone, computer, cb radio...); when and if the "police" show up, they can throw down keys to the downstairs doors (if not already open) with a note and walkie talkie, and wait while the police sweep the house, and lock up before they come out of their safe haven.

he did get cranky when i mentioned someone coming in through the ceiling :) but that's what they closet is for, and they have lots of ammo and food ;P ahahha.

[1] some houses are so flimsy these days, that some can enter your home from an outside wall faster than you can say "shit!". big prypar on your outside sheathing, pop, and in they come through the studs. same for interior walls in condos and apartments and ... why go through the door, when you can axe/cut through sheetrock in seconds?

bladite
 
I have checked out bump in the night noises with an 18" WWII. I'm no martial artist but I've done plenty of pruning with it so I know how it handles. I may only get one shot, better make it count.

Frank
 
i ran into a guy who is a might ... [paranoid] [over] prepared...
Consider this: he may not be paranoid OR overprepared -- for who he is and what he does. I would skip having dinner out with the couple. :D

[W]hy go through the door, when you can axe/cut through sheetrock in seconds?

bladite

I dunno. The bare 220 lines perhaps. :eek:
 
i ran into a guy who is a might ... [paranoid] [over] prepared...

check this... he actually installed a diamond style metal plate UNDER his king sized bed, in case bad guys try shooting UP through the floor... his walk in closet is lined with the stuff, and has an extra special strong door and frame - same for the main door to the master bedroom. SAME for the door at the top of the stairs leading to the top floor. the walls in the stair hallway are simply paneled with hardwood to slow anyone down trying to sheetrock tunnel around the top door [1] the upstairs windows are bullet proof per se, just lexan. there are multiple alarms systems. interior motion sensors and cameras.

he keeps his and her combat shotguns, and electronic "ears" AND vests and eye protection and gloves and crap just under the bed; so in the event of issues, they can grab and don. they practice.

in the event of home invasion, they can call out a number of ways (land line, cell phone, computer, cb radio...); when and if the "police" show up, they can throw down keys to the downstairs doors (if not already open) with a note and walkie talkie, and wait while the police sweep the house, and lock up before they come out of their safe haven.

he did get cranky when i mentioned someone coming in through the ceiling :) but that's what they closet is for, and they have lots of ammo and food ;P ahahha.

[1] some houses are so flimsy these days, that some can enter your home from an outside wall faster than you can say "shit!". big prypar on your outside sheathing, pop, and in they come through the studs. same for interior walls in condos and apartments and ... why go through the door, when you can axe/cut through sheetrock in seconds?

bladite

And if someone breaks in, he will get a heart attack...
 
Consider this: he may not be paranoid OR overprepared -- for who he is and what he does. I would skip having dinner out with the couple. :D
I dunno. The bare 220 lines perhaps. :eek:

:shocking: well, they've already cut the power :) and those lines only run in limited areas anyway for most walls. wear gloves, use a fiberglass handle ;)

the other trick, is they can screw in a grapple onto a wall, and yank is out. not so strong. or hell, if the mad max world has happened, they'll just push the house down around you, and move on.

bladite
 
What is the intruder armed with in this sceanario?

If he's unarmed he might run when confronted with a kuk. Or he might take it away from you.

If he has a firearm you lose.

If he has a knife, run away. There are no winners in a knife fight.
 
What is the intruder armed with in this sceanario?
If he's unarmed he might run when confronted with a kuk. Or he might take it away from you.
If he has a firearm you lose.
If he has a knife, run away. There are no winners in a knife fight.

if he's unarmed and intent on hurting you, it doesn't much matter what you have, especially if he's smart and patient and not going for a head-on confrontation.

if he has a firearm... well, he has to know you're there and where :) inside of 23 feet, he has to have it out, ready, and SOME skill or a lot of luck... mr khuk is much faster if you can sprint. maybe you both lose. hell, you can throw the khurk, but probably not as fast as you can sprint and body slam and whack the guy.

if he has a knife, you've got a khuk, you have more reach. also, it's your house, so you have a handful of pepper, or something else to throw at his head (a second khuk, kitchen knife, the cat), then go for him.

in my house, he's going to have a rain of terror being thrown at him, and at less than 40 feet, i'll probaby connect. a 4-5 lb maul ain't the fastest, but smack, it's going to hurt :)

the day of having arrow slots and being able to drop rocks and boiling oil on the invading peasants is sadly long gone.

this hopefully has been more humorous than serious.

bladite
 
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