Usual Suspect?

blade man

blade man

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I frequent the Emerson forum most of the time, and love all of 'em. So, I was wondering when I am allowed to become a Usual Suspect? Do I just have to love Emersons, or iss there a test? You know, like a Commander Gauntlet? :p
 
Ohhhhhh, there's a test alright. You betcha!

And thus far it involves goats, a cow suit, the selling of your soul to either Ernie Emerson or Larry at Blade Art, or BOTH, ...and also some other inconsequential crap that I'm sure you'll be informed of very soon when the other Suspects chime in.

I'm warning you; it's not pretty. No sirree.

But after all of the rituals and blood and gore and crying,..you'll be a Suspect. You will walk amongst the mortals as one of the elite immortals.....and simply laugh at lesser beings. You'll see. The day will come. And you'll never look back. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Ahhhh, and so darkness falls upon us!

Fear not, blade man! Soon Reverend John (Keeper of The Cow Suit) will arrive and bequeath you with ritualistic guidance! (He'll probably just tell you to be at chat tomorrow night and then you'll be forced to make a total ass of yourself just like the rest of us do, and then I'll add you to the database.)

You will soon begin to succumb to the Usual Suspect Spirit. If you turn back now we will sytematically pursue and destroy you.. BUT if you proceed with your quest, we will welcome you as our own. As long as you buy all of us an Emerson Custom. OR as long as you proudly declare yourself to be.....a Usual Suspect!

Okay, now bring on the goat! Brother Sniper will now prime the goat for your ritualistic cleansing pleasure.
 
So what do US GIRLS (as see2 puts it) have to do???
This goat thing is a worry, but if it a goat suit, its a maybe, depending on wh is wearing it ;)
 
Originally posted by Emerson_Girl
So what do US GIRLS (as see2 puts it) have to do???
This goat thing is a worry, but if it a goat suit, its a maybe, depending on wh is wearing it ;)
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Hmmm...now WHO would you want wearing it?? THAT is the big question!! ;)
 
Blood, gore, and crying?!? I can't wait! Do I wear the suit, and kill the goats, or what? It would be a sin to use anything other than an Emerson! ;)
 
How dare I even mention using anything other than an Emerson! :( :o :( :o :( Forgive me, Reverend John!
 
Bel - I don't think you want to know what the girls have to do... it's considered illegal in most states. :D
 
The Cow Ceremony picture cracked me up.
I'm not sure I want to know the story......Yes I do.
There are a couple of things missing though to qualify it as a Bull suit, maybe they just haven't dropped yet:D He's a young Bull.
 
Originally posted by John Hollister
Lest we forget the day the "Cow Ceremony" went horribly wrong:
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It was a tragedy indeed, John. Perhaps a moment of silence and rememberance is in order. :o

But on a happier note, can anyone possibly forget the night of See2's initiation, and especially the absolute look of victory upon his face after he defeated the cow??
 

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pretty great, guys (and gals)


sorry, emerson WOMAN, the computer locked up

i'll keep my eyes peeled for a cow suit :rolleyes:
 
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