Vampire Gerbil moving to Pahrump?

Rusty

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According to a thread on the Community Center, Vampire Gerbil is leaving New Jersey for ( SOUTHERN, THANK GOD!!! ) Nevada.

Wait a minute. Going out to get the paper. Maybe VG could get a job working for them. Yes, they are that unbelievable - you will just think I'm making it up. Back shortly.

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I'm moving this thread's future posts to Community Center now that HI forumites know of the potential hazard.
 
Rusty,

Is Vampire Gerbil the guy in the wig holding the Cold Steel Khukuri in that picture that Jim March had posted? I did'nt know he was in my neck of the woods (New Jersey)
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Arvind
 
When I saw that picture, I had a hard time keeping my coffee down due to laughing.. Btw Kaka and Rusty, why would'nt you want him in North Nevada rather than South Nevada? He might make things a little interesting to say the least..

Arvind

 
Arvind, that indeed was Vampire Gerbil. Aren't you relieved that he's leaving your state?

Uncle Bill, I know you're familiar with the Death Valley area, which looks to be about 25 miles Northwest ( point to point ) from there, but more like 50 by road.

Ghost, you would probably be absolutely correct if the Vegas area was anything like the real Nevada. ( Besides which, it looks like less than 8 miles from Pahrump to flee the state and be in California. At 80 mph that's about 6 minutes. )

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Well, Rusty, actually I was kind of hoping I could unleash Vampire Gerbil on those crazy dudes in Newark and Passaic. But I guess since he's leaving that goes up in the air
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I wonder how North Nevada would take to a brand new version of the gerbil
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Arvind
 
Rusty, come to think of it, maybe I could also have VG scare up the State Government into revising their Gun and Knife Control laws as well as the laws they are trying to pass to regulate the Martial Arts here...
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Oops, actually on that previous post, I meant to say South Nevada. Sorry about that to all the North Nevada folks
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Arvind
 
After reading the posts in Community, my wife's getting nervous about Pahrump.

I wonder if Pahrump's getting nervous about ME?

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
Hello VG, I just thought I'd say hi and make your acquaintance. I'm also from New Jersey. What part are you from?

Arvind
 
If the folks in Nevada find themselves unable to deal with the blood-craved VG, send him to south Louisiana; we have lots of nutria that would thoroughly enjoy a little gerbil snack. Nutria, incidentally, are very large, rat-like water-dwelling critters. They primarily live on the roots of swamp grass, but one of their favorite pastimes is tearing hunting dogs to shreds. I had a pack of Dobermans that enjoyed the challenge of doing battle with nutrias and it was anybody's guess who was going to emerge victorious during the course of any given encounter. But if the nutrias don't take care of VG, New Orleans voodoo will do the trick.

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Uhh, Uncle Bill, just how far away would VG and Cobalt be?



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Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

 
Nice to meet ya, Arvind!
I'm in Ringwood.... totally northern NJ.

Steven, while you make Lousianna sound absolutely exquisite, I'll have to pass.
I can't stand the humididity!!!
The amnials that you describe sound tasty and ... ready??...... NUTRITIOUS!!!

Rusty - Cobalt?

Figuring they saw that crack coming up 7th Avenue,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
VG.

Don't tell me you have tattoo all over your body!

In Malaysia, Iban people of Sarawak believe that tiger scared of man with full tattooed body!
 
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