Vampire Gerbil moving to Pahrump?

VG, Cobalt is a guy living somewhere down in the hills east of Edwards AFB and west of Death Valley. Jim March can tell you more. He and Jim have a deplorably similar sense of humor.

Jim's out of the Bay area. You and Cobalt, when he returns from six months away, may be close enough to be concerned about critical mass being reached if the two of you get too close.
 
I like VG.I would give him an FI if I saw him on the street, and did not know him.Look at his pic.If I saw resistance,he would sort it out with the court system.Seeing as how,he would be under arrest.
 
What does "FI" mean? Seriously, I have no clue...

Jim
 
FI = field interview/interrogation:

Stop and check a person out, find out what he's doing. That is the action part.

The paperwork is basically a contact report written to cover your --- .
 
My take is, you see a guy "dressed weird" who's dressed in the same weird way as a subculture or group of people, look out. Classic example is skinheads, bike clubs used to be another except nowadays with Harleys worth $20,000 they're more likely to be a pack of lawyers. Which can also spell trouble but of a different sort
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You see a guy who "looks weird" in his own unique way, you'll never have a problem with him.

It's a strange but fairly consistent pattern. VG is a classic example of the latter.

Jim
 
Mohd, I'm not tattooed all over my body, therefore I am still frightened of tigers... come to think of it, I'm still scared of kittens!!!!!

Ghostsix, on a seriouser note...
I really don't walk around like this.
Heh heh heh
In reality, in the last 10 years I have received barely a second glance from any LEO.
In countless instances I have assisted the Police. (None were shot, but a couple had some serious injuries and thanked me for helping)
I also have completely unsolicited letters of commendation from LEO's of my town and surrounding towns for my actions going above and beyond, stating that people would have no doubt died were it not for my actions. I have gone through various Fire and Medical training and just got hired for a Private Security company, which in my state is overseen by the State Police.
The pictures that I post here are for laughs only. The complete ridiculousness of a guy that looks like me, dressed in drag is so bizzaar that the majority of folks get a chuckle out of them. If not, well not everyone gets "knock knock" jokes either.

No big deal, just felt that I needed let you know where I'm coming from. Sometimes I get over sensitive... maybe it's my time of the month or somethin'.
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All the Best,
VG
 
VG,

I'm from Clifton, I have'nt been to Ringwood. How far from Clifton? Those pictures you post always make me laugh. The one with you in the dress and a khukuri in your hand gave me my first laugh of an otherwise stressed out day. You definitely know how make a people laugh dude. Keep it up.

Arvind
 
Bill Martino - Yep, I have a '92 Lowrider. I'm not too hard core about it though... if it's too cold to wear a t-shirt, then I use my truck.
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Arvind - Sure I know where Clifton is... it's 24 miles from Ringwood. I used to play in a band from there.... 1980, "The Rich Kids".
We lasted about a month!
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
hey VG-Wharton,NJ here but I get over Ringwood,W.Milford often. Fish at the Monksville Resorvoir. You ever do any business with Greg at Skylands Cutlery in Ringwood? Nice guy, good prices.
I notice you got a bit of ink-got quite alot myself. You ever hear of Body Graphics in Flanders? Lou is really good. Paul Booth is around here and was really good till he went off the deep end-you ever hear of him? By coincidence, Paul Booth's father was a famous knifemaker a number of years ago-Lou Booth in Boonton, now deceased. Anyway, nice to meet you.

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Dave
Wharton,NJ




[This message has been edited by lifter4Him@aol.com (edited 19 November 1999).]
 
NONONONONO --- not the VG on a Harley with apehanger bars, those little goggles, a prussian helmet and a long black cape ( with blood -red lining ) blasting up to Rachel on a moonless nite - or is that a full moon? Even the watchers there who await UFO sightings out of area 51 will need psychiatric counseling afterward - that is, when it's safe to reduce their thorazine enough...

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My wife's ex is SIGNIFICANTLY scarier than VG (it's the facial tattoos that do it). Not as funny, though. I get along with him fine now that we've gotten the whole him-sending-me-to-the-hospital thing out of the way.



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Namaste,
Jeff Paulsen

"Oh, a magic khukuri. Why didn't you say so?"
 
Lifter - Hiya Neighbor!
Yep, I know Greg... his prices are good and his service is good as well.... as long as he remembers you're alive.
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Sorry, but I'd ordered a lefty decorated Sebenza from him a year and a half ago, and he totally forgot about me.
This is after meeting him 6 or 7 times, dropping over a grand every time. He sure was convenient, but I like to feel important.
(Woops, that's beginning to sound like it belongs in Good Bad & Ugly)
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Never heard of Body Graphics... all of mine were done at The Tattoo Factory, Captain Jacks (they've improved... lol) and Alphabet City in NYC.
I've only heard of Paul... never had the pleasure of making his aquaintance.
"Off the deep end", eh?
Sounds like alotta people I know!

Nice to meet you too. I spend most of my time in Community.... I don't know enough to really be of help in these "serious" forums.

Rusty - As soon as it gets warmer, and I get my cape back from the dry cleaners, that visual you describe will be reality!
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Jeff, after "speed reading" your post, I missed the "'s ex" for some reason.... I read it as : "My wife is SIGNIFICANTLY scarier than etc."....

That was funnier than a bucketfull of puppies eating gum!!!

Luckily, I re-read it and now it makes a bit more sense. heh heh
Facial tattoos are the sind of an incurably psychotic mind!
(Perhaps I'll get mine this summer!)
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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.


 
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