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Very funny knife description!!! Must read.

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by emeraldstone4891, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. Oct 29, 2012 #1
    emeraldstone4891

    emeraldstone4891

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    Jul 30, 2012
    Hey all, i found this description on ebay for a gurkha knife and found it hilarious so i had to share it!:


    This is of the latest product of Ex-Gurkha Khukuri House(EGKH). It is 12.5 inch *rust free dragon Survival kukri. This blade is lookslike dragon shape so we called dragon kukri. The blade is wide and black sine with balance temper so it's rust free blade. The has sharp on upper spine and saw sharp till middle spine so this blade can be use for multiple purpose so it's called survival kukri. This type of kukri can be used in cutting wood, meet, bamboo, fruits etc. Among Gurkha Knives it is the standerd size blade which is easily portable and can be given as a gift and take home from Nepal as a Souveneir. This is 12.5 inch *black dragon Survival kukri. This Kukri is heavy type khukuri (kukri) is similar to Bhojpure khukuri (kukri) . The handle is unique compared to other khukuri, the metal of the blade in the handle area is flat(full tank) and can be seen all around the handle. Rosewood *are joined strongly from both sides with two rivets which makes it stronger than the other khukuri (kukri). This is the One of the Best working Kukri. This is EGKH new version kukri so without the notch (kaura or kaudi) in the blade. The handle is more practical, more beautiful.
    My order is alreay in!
     
  2. Oct 29, 2012 #2
    fatherhudson

    fatherhudson

    494
    Apr 3, 2012
    I fail to see the humor . . are we supposed to laugh at someones incomplete grasp of the English language?
     
  3. Oct 29, 2012 #3
    emeraldstone4891

    emeraldstone4891

    16
    Jul 30, 2012
    FATHERHUDSEN- well yeah, that's why its funny! descriptions like this on the web always crack me up.... maybe i talked it up too much.. im sure someone will find it funny too.
     
  4. Oct 29, 2012 #4
    Tilley Knife

    Tilley Knife I'm Daniel, I make stuff

    2,260
    Jul 6, 2011
    Yep, I laughed!
     
  5. Oct 29, 2012 #5
    frenchmade

    frenchmade

    528
    Mar 7, 2012
    ahhh racial humour. works, every time.
     
  6. Oct 29, 2012 #6
    KrisNZ

    KrisNZ

    10,052
    Aug 28, 2012
    Yip Frenchmade got it right, I laughed out loud,...
     
  7. Oct 29, 2012 #7
    knife2Agunfight

    knife2Agunfight

    1,137
    Jan 11, 2012
    It's not necessarily the fact that it's broken English, it's the fact that none of the things described are real features a knife could have. It's funny though.
     
  8. Oct 29, 2012 #8
    Tilley Knife

    Tilley Knife I'm Daniel, I make stuff

    2,260
    Jul 6, 2011
    Nothing to do with racial humour and everything to do with that ^^^^^^. It would be as equally as funny if the same qualities had been described in proper English.
     
  9. Oct 29, 2012 #9
    pap11y

    pap11y

    1,039
    Jul 4, 2012
    "the metal of the blade in the handle area is flat(full tank)"..

    I did have a chuckle at this..
     
  10. Oct 29, 2012 #10
    KrisNZ

    KrisNZ

    10,052
    Aug 28, 2012
    Yeah I would be funny then,...'cos it would have been written by a retard!,...:)
     
  11. Oct 29, 2012 #11
    Apcuts01

    Apcuts01

    140
    Mar 11, 2011
    Engrish FTW. - although my favorite part was the assumption that "My order is alreay in!"
     
  12. Oct 29, 2012 #12
    SolidState

    SolidState

    154
    Sep 22, 2012
    Language humor doesn't count as racism, as the person writing the description could have been of any race and it wouldn't make the posting any less funny.
     
  13. Nov 28, 2012 #13
    kcperk20@yahoo.com

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    Nov 28, 2012
    Daaaaaamm that is funny as hell:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
     
  14. Nov 28, 2012 #14
    kcperk20@yahoo.com

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    Nov 28, 2012
    Ferry ferry funny
     
  15. Nov 28, 2012 #15
    kcperk20@yahoo.com

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    Nov 28, 2012
    Wikked funny
     
  16. Nov 28, 2012 #16
    retzius

    retzius

    1,082
    Sep 17, 2009
    Well, at least its better than a TOPS knife description ;)
     
  17. Nov 28, 2012 #17
    Daft Slice 1986

    Daft Slice 1986

    1,115
    Jun 3, 2012
    Gave me a chuckle, good stuff!
     
  18. Nov 29, 2012 #18
    ozgooner

    ozgooner

    1,483
    Sep 24, 2011
    I bet his English is better than your Nepali. Show some common decency and respect.
     
  19. Nov 29, 2012 #19
    elof_alv

    elof_alv Gold Member Gold Member

    2,774
    Mar 13, 2009
    Looks like google translation or something similar. That explains the broken English.

    The mysterious qualities of the khuk are completely different matter!
     
  20. Nov 29, 2012 #20
    elof_alv

    elof_alv Gold Member Gold Member

    2,774
    Mar 13, 2009
    You're very quick to judge others.
    Take your own advice mate!
     

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