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Very funny knife description!!! Must read.

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by emeraldstone4891, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. emeraldstone4891


    Jul 30, 2012
    Hey all, i found this description on ebay for a gurkha knife and found it hilarious so i had to share it!:

    This is of the latest product of Ex-Gurkha Khukuri House(EGKH). It is 12.5 inch *rust free dragon Survival kukri. This blade is lookslike dragon shape so we called dragon kukri. The blade is wide and black sine with balance temper so it's rust free blade. The has sharp on upper spine and saw sharp till middle spine so this blade can be use for multiple purpose so it's called survival kukri. This type of kukri can be used in cutting wood, meet, bamboo, fruits etc. Among Gurkha Knives it is the standerd size blade which is easily portable and can be given as a gift and take home from Nepal as a Souveneir. This is 12.5 inch *black dragon Survival kukri. This Kukri is heavy type khukuri (kukri) is similar to Bhojpure khukuri (kukri) . The handle is unique compared to other khukuri, the metal of the blade in the handle area is flat(full tank) and can be seen all around the handle. Rosewood *are joined strongly from both sides with two rivets which makes it stronger than the other khukuri (kukri). This is the One of the Best working Kukri. This is EGKH new version kukri so without the notch (kaura or kaudi) in the blade. The handle is more practical, more beautiful.
    My order is alreay in!
  2. fatherhudson


    Apr 3, 2012
    I fail to see the humor . . are we supposed to laugh at someones incomplete grasp of the English language?
  3. emeraldstone4891


    Jul 30, 2012
    FATHERHUDSEN- well yeah, that's why its funny! descriptions like this on the web always crack me up.... maybe i talked it up too much.. im sure someone will find it funny too.
  4. Tilley Knife

    Tilley Knife I'm Daniel, I make stuff

    Jul 6, 2011
    Yep, I laughed!
  5. frenchmade


    Mar 7, 2012
    ahhh racial humour. works, every time.
  6. KrisNZ


    Aug 28, 2012
    Yip Frenchmade got it right, I laughed out loud,...
  7. knife2Agunfight


    Jan 11, 2012
    It's not necessarily the fact that it's broken English, it's the fact that none of the things described are real features a knife could have. It's funny though.
  8. Tilley Knife

    Tilley Knife I'm Daniel, I make stuff

    Jul 6, 2011
    Nothing to do with racial humour and everything to do with that ^^^^^^. It would be as equally as funny if the same qualities had been described in proper English.
  9. pap11y


    Jul 4, 2012
    "the metal of the blade in the handle area is flat(full tank)"..

    I did have a chuckle at this..
  10. KrisNZ


    Aug 28, 2012
    Yeah I would be funny then,...'cos it would have been written by a retard!,...:)
  11. Apcuts01


    Mar 11, 2011
    Engrish FTW. - although my favorite part was the assumption that "My order is alreay in!"
  12. SolidState


    Sep 22, 2012
    Language humor doesn't count as racism, as the person writing the description could have been of any race and it wouldn't make the posting any less funny.
  13. retzius


    Sep 17, 2009
    Well, at least its better than a TOPS knife description ;)
  14. Daft Slice 1986

    Daft Slice 1986

    Jun 3, 2012
    Gave me a chuckle, good stuff!
  15. ozgooner


    Sep 24, 2011
    I bet his English is better than your Nepali. Show some common decency and respect.
  16. elof_alv

    elof_alv Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 13, 2009
    Looks like google translation or something similar. That explains the broken English.

    The mysterious qualities of the khuk are completely different matter!
  17. elof_alv

    elof_alv Gold Member Gold Member

    Mar 13, 2009
    You're very quick to judge others.
    Take your own advice mate!

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