Well despite the wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have a Companion Slim coming via DLT Trading by the first of the week. "Fool!, FOOL!" you say, "It is Swiss Army KNIFE! There is no value to be had!"
Here's the thing: As I mentioned before, I'm heading to Ireland in a couple of weeks for my wife and I's 20th anniversary. Talking with folks from there, I get the impression that there is "legal" and then there is "what do you need that for..." in those parts. My job as a tourist isn't to flaunt the technical law of the land or act like a total American. If knives are kinda frowned upon there, then I am going to roll with what doesn't upsets the folks so gracious to let me see their beautiful country. I'm actually taking three Victorinox products with me in our checked luggage. A Serrated Spartan, a Jetsetter, and this Companion Slim. My wife always keeps a Serrated Spartan in our checked luggage. It's just our little universal knife. She likes having the serrations in case we need it for food prep or whatever, and the cork screw is nice to have if we find a bottle of wine. So it just stays there. I have been carrying a Jetsetter for a couple of months now...because I'm lazy

My daughter wanted to buy her boyfriend a little companion sized knife for his birthday. I had mentioned getting the Jetsetter because then it would be allowed at school on his keys, but after I bought it, she decided that he would like the Rally better...so I just kept the jetsetter to always have a few tools on me

This new bladeless one is just going to be my pocket companion for the week while I am there. I doubt I will keep my keys with me, so the Jetsetter will remain at the house with the Spartan. This tool will be used for cutting off tags of stuff we buy or trimming threads or generally just poking around on things if we are out in nature and need to do so. Just a basic set of tools that make me feel a bit more prepared. Certainly more than I need.
At the end of the day, a pocket knife is mostly a totem for a lot of us a lot of the time, especially for those of us just sightseeing. Having a little solid slab of aluminum and steel in my pocket feels good. Having a small minimal set of tools just makes me feel more prepared. Being able to carry this with me without potentially running afoul of the laws (although I'm still not going to whip this out in public if I can help it

) The package opener is a little silly and I probably won't use it much, but I honestly think it makes more sense than a can opener in 2025. Besides, this trip is kind of a "touch the dirt" trip for my wife and I. We aren't there to fight the crowds in Dublin. Just a week where the two of us can spend several days walking the hills that our people came from generations ago. We don't need much in the way of equipment beyond good shoes, a few layers for the weather, and her camera. Honestly, it might feel kinda nice to pare everything down to the most basic of basics.
I will report back and eat crow should I find this tool to be a complete dud