- Joined
- May 17, 2009
- Messages
- 79
Me: Well honey.... I was late for lunch bc I was waiting on pics of new knives that Jerry was posting.... 
WIFE: wait a damn minute, you mean you weren't waiting on a new knife, but just a pic of a knife? One that you may not even get your hands on?
Me: uhhhh...... yeah, sorta.
WIFE: another freakin knife! How many do you need/want!!! I'll tell you where to put all your knives!!! (wife storms out, no lunch date)
ME: damn, maybe i can make it home before Jerry posts that damn pic after-all!!! yahoo!!!!!
WIFE: wait a damn minute, you mean you weren't waiting on a new knife, but just a pic of a knife? One that you may not even get your hands on?
Me: uhhhh...... yeah, sorta.
WIFE: another freakin knife! How many do you need/want!!! I'll tell you where to put all your knives!!! (wife storms out, no lunch date)
ME: damn, maybe i can make it home before Jerry posts that damn pic after-all!!! yahoo!!!!!