Semper- on your signature line, no one believes me, but it's true.
I fell asleep reading once, woke up in the middle of the night, and half asleep went around to shut down the lights. Did the living room, kitchen, dining area, and headed for bed. But first I stopped back in the living room and stood there a second trying to remember if I'd shut something off in the kitchen - and fell asleep standing up.
( To make a long story short, after I got out of the hospital I got a straight razor, a Bauchop Alley Cat fighter, and a CCW. Did I mention I was not pleased with the treatment I got in the Hells of St. Marys? )