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Are we ready for some bad poetry? Tough, you're getting some anyway!

Bossman, he intrigued me,
With the story that he wove
Of mysterious micarta
Used for years to block the snow

On order night I charged!
(In more ways than one)
The lucky Hogs scored Snow Holes
When the battling was done.

The black/gray/green/white linen,
That silently stopped the wind
And kept the blowing snow
From chilling knifemakers' skin

Now can do the job
It was originally intended for
If the shipping ding will come
And it will show up at my door.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
Are we ready for some bad poetry? Tough, you're getting some anyway!

Bossman, he intrigued me,
With the story that he wove
Of mysterious micarta
Used for years to block the snow

On order night I charged!
(In more ways than one)
The lucky Hogs scored Snow Holes
When the battling was done.

The black/gray/green/white linen,
That silently stopped the wind
And kept the blowing snow
From chilling knifemakers' skin

Now can do the job
It was originally intended for
If the shipping ding will come
And it will show up at my door.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Whoa!!!. . . Ode To The Hole Of Snow. . .

That is AWESOME!!!

Killer cool poem!

Let's Drink!

Jerry

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Seemed less of an Ode and more of a sad story of desperate longing. I nearly wept after reading it as I too suffer in waiting.

Roses are red
The UPS truck is brown
Where the heck is he
Cause he ain't in my town

:(:(;)
 
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