"We Don't Need No Steenkin QC..."

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I'm sure most of us have come across the situation of buying a new knife and soon finding out that you are looking at a real :poop:. I'm not talking about something that might have a chance of slipping past the QC check by someone at the end of their shift. Like a liner lock that didn't lock up 100% of the time. Hey stuff happens.

What I'm talking about are things that were built broken. Stuff that was designed by trolls, and assembled by something without opposable thumbs.

I'd like to offer a a couple of recent examples that arrived, and quickly returned for complete refunds.

From a company named Coolhand. I didn't expect much when I ordered it and even then they managed to disappoint.

Knife arrived in undamaged packaging, with no way internally of doing the damage found on this knife. Bone scale was clearly broken by the maker when they flared the tube to set it in place.

Capper was when I contacted the company, they assured me everything they ship gets inspected before hand. So your people making it and your final inspection people both said this was good to go?

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This next one is a bit more perplexing. This photo is of a Browning Ignite. A knife I had intended to give away, right after I sharpened it up to an acceptable level. Not a bad looking knife from the stock photo.
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When it arrived, I found a Bolster made so badly that the hole made to slide the Tang through was at least twice the required height and at least 50% more width. The tang by the way was a rat tail and approx 1/4' tall from what I could tell. Someone doesn't understand "hidden tang".

Contacted Browning with photos, they said it looked bad, send it back and they would send me a good one. Nope, what you have is a defective model of knife. Next one was as bad as the first. Makes for a very weak knife at the very least.

So Browning wasn't paying attention when they commissioned and approved the manufacturer to make the knife. The maker does't give a damn, and apparently, the Browning people overseeing, Approving, and QCing the project didn't either.

The maker obviously knew they make :poop: because the knife is packaged and sold in a clamshell peg display. The defective spot on the knife is conveniently hidden in that packaging. Presentation side shows flaws as well but much harder to see. All the slack in the manufacturing is pushed as much as possible to the opposite side. And it also, it has to be cut open if you want to inspect and handle the knife.

Caveat Emptor!

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What experiences have you had?
 
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Worst I've had from Cold Steel has been 4 or 5 Tri-ad lock folders that initially could only be unlocked by extraordinary means . If these had been my first CS knives , I would have returned and never bought another . They were really just not functional as received . I had previous experience with much less sever Tri-ad lock stick so I knew that they would eventually work-in . Once completely worked in , it's a great lock , but the QC on these was inexcusable ! :mad::thumbsdown:
 
I had a few CQ issues with two fixed blades from Bark River. I bought them at once. Canadian Camp had a fair bit of edge unsharpened. Aurora had some marks on the front of the scales (near the ricasso) that seemed to be done with the edge of the belt from a belt grinder, probably during the final sharpening of the blade. No big deal because they were meant to be users and I didn't even think about sending anything back (because living in Spain it is cost prohibitive).

Regarding foldrs, seems I have gotten lucky so far.

Mikel
 
I once had a Cold Steel Spartan folder that missed the heat treat :eek:

I tried to cut into a little 3/4" green cottonwood sapling. It put a warp in the edge. I thought maybe I hit a knot, tried again, warped the edge again. It had ripples in it after that. Pretty sure that's not what people mean when they talked about "waving" a folder. :rolleyes:
 
I bought a Gerber BG compact multitool from Walmart for $14 and the screwdriver tip snapped the first screw I tried to turn.
I exchanged it and the tension bar for one of the handle sides broke when I tried to snip a small paperclip,
A week later I was shopping at the same local Walmart and saw this broken limp handled multitool in the display case.

That tool put me off of imported Gerber products forever, let alone anything from this abomination that is the BG product line.
Oregon made Gerber products are fine though.
 

I found this interesting.. A knife that doesn't work as a knife. Why do they even sell it? Lol

I'll add my personal knife issues in another post later.
 

I found this interesting.. A knife that doesn't work as a knife. Why do they even sell it? Lol

I'll add my personal knife issues in another post later.
I've seen 100% carbon fiber "CIA Letter Opener" type stabby things to bypass security , but this would probably have too much steel ? Anyway , Cold Steel makes a bunch of way cheaper plastic various knife shaped objects . Can't put a useful edge on them , but OK for SD stabbing . Not worth risking the trouble .
 
Another one comes to mind. Bought a cheap khukuri from one of the less popular khukuri houses in Nepal. The steel was fantastic. I cut down a 10 inch tree with it and it was still razor sharp.

The handle was another story... The brass piece on the end was so sharp I cut my palm on it playing with it after opening it, and it was loose to boot. Then the rest of the handle came loose and tried to fall off after a few chops. Luckily a liberal dose of epoxy tightened it up...
 
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