WE Knife Co. "Eschaton" by Elijah Isham

[Sonnydaze]

I like the green one, but not sure where the blade is...

 

[Mecha]

I can't wait to get it out into the woods to see how it does at batoning.

Holy shite that is one fugly knife. There is nothing proportionate or beautiful about it whatsoever. It's a chaotic amalgam of mis-matched random polygons in complete disharmony with each other. Even the "blade" is short for the handle length.

It's just stupid. There are standards for real art, you know. This notion nowadays that everything is "art" and thus can't have any standards applied to it is ridiculous and results in things like this not only existing, but being taken seriously.

 

[Makael]

The woods, a club, both of these, you know the rest of the story

 

[PuddleMonkey]

I've defended WE in the past, they're on their own this time. *Mr Yuk Sticker*