Weetbix...

Two questions come to mind (that I can ask in polite society):
1) Did she use her bra as a distress signal?
2) Did she use a figure four to catch the weetbix, or did she scavenge an old kill?
 
I think she used her bra as the elastic for a bow trap to kill the weetbix.

Which was odd - because she set the trap at Vegemite Sandwich height - but a weetbix wandered into it.

TF
 
I think she used her bra as the elastic for a bow trap to kill the weetbix.

Which was odd - because she set the trap at Vegemite Sandwich height - but a weetbix wandered into it.

TF

Well it's been a nasty year for weather. Perhap the weetbix was a bit undersized or rabid or something. Those rabid weetbix can quite vicious when confronted with a cup of tea with skim milk. Can't be tooooo careful.
 
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