Well...It's Friday...

I'm thinking this one:
2017 0512 13 – Bushcrafter w/ navy burlap over black liners & white pinstripes, SFT, convex on spalted ⅛” A2 - $31

As long as it's for $31 ;-)
 
Can we get a rename of the garotte?
Need a sheeple version

Maybe call it

Fiddleback Estilete... Gives it a bit of a Latin flair while keeping true to it's dagger like quality
 
Fiddleback Sparkle Princess...

"it was self defense, your honor, and all I had was my daughter's sparkle princess knife"

vs.

"all I had was this instrument of pain and torture... just happened to be there, waiting with me in the dark"

:p
 
If you're worried about that you should just buy the "friendly" knives. I'm sure a Hiking Buddy would be just as effective in a self defense situation. ;)

Plus, Sparkle Princess is already taken! But you have to be part of the super secret Fiddleback Club to know about it.
 
Panthera tigris said:
I'm down for secret club membership. Where do I send the $10,000?
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It's more complicated than that...

First, on a full moon, you must post a picture of your Fiddleback knives arranged in the shape a perfect recluse spider.

Then you must make an offering* to The Great Shrine, located in the back closet at the Forge.

*Budlight or Whiskey are the only currently known accepted offerings.


Alternatively, you can save a club member from certain death.

Once those tasks have been completed you will be put through the trial! If you can name every Fiddleback model by picture you will be accepted into the club.

Good luck. :D
 
Odaon said:
It's more complicated than that...

First, on a full moon, you must post a picture of your Fiddleback knives arranged in the shape a perfect recluse spider.

Then you must make an offering* to The Great Shrine, located in the back closet at the Forge.

*Budlight or Whiskey are the only currently known accepted offerings.


Alternatively, you can save a club member from certain death.

Once those tasks have been completed you will be put through the trial! If you can name every Fiddleback model by picture you will be accepted into the club.

Good luck. :D
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Something something whiskey... I'm in.
 
Panthera tigris said:
Can we get a rename of the garotte?
Need a sheeple version

Maybe call it

Fiddleback Estilete... Gives it a bit of a Latin flair while keeping true to it's dagger like quality
Click to expand...

gar·rote
ɡəˈrät,ɡəˈrōt/
verb
verb: garotte
  1. 1.
    kill (someone) by strangulation, typically with an iron collar or a length of wire or cord.
    "he had been garroted with piano wire"

    This definition is somehow congruent with the sleek lines of the Garotte. I'll bet the sharpness of the garrote against the sleek edge of a piano wire any day of the week. - Appropriately named IMHO.
 
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