A bushcraft knife is a mystical very expensive magic knife carried by a brit accent speaking Youtubing great bushcraft wizard wearing a filson hat, wool shirt and blanket with wooden pin, BDU pants and that is looked up to by his preening sycophants. A magic knife that will automatically build a shelter, start a fire, hunt and dress game, make paper thin wood shavings, and get abused by striking it with a rock or log to split wood. The sycophants will buy such a knife and extoll the virtues of it via the netherweb, and make constant references to the great bushcraft wizard. All other knives are inferior to the great bushcrafts wizards knife the sycophants proclaim loudly and forcefully, only the great bushcraft wizards knife is the one to use, all others are no good. You are a heretic if you use anything but this one magical bushcraft knife, and you will be ostracized for not fawning and preening over the great bushcraft wizards knife the sycophants cry out. Send the great bushcraft wizard your money now the sycophants proclaim, you too can own a magical bushcraft knife.
BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT!BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT!BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT!BUSHCRAFT! BUSHCRAFT! the sycophants chant, dancing around the fire and waving their bushcraft knife about
its just a knife.

