Machaira Joined Mar 27, 2004 Messages 815 Jun 14, 2011 #21 A friend once told his wife, "men have only 2 needs: food and sex. So if I don't have a hard-on, make me a sammich." M.
A friend once told his wife, "men have only 2 needs: food and sex. So if I don't have a hard-on, make me a sammich." M.
WA Martin Joined Jan 23, 2007 Messages 3,106 Jun 15, 2011 #22 Just be glad your wife doesn't insist tortillas or torteeleeahs.