Not just knives--sharp knives! Knives I have perfected. Knives that are revelations to people when they try them. They open their eyes wide with awe and say "Could you sharpen one for me?"
While you're up there, ask God to deliver my repaired Whirlwind via UPS tomorrow by the time I wake up...
And since I knew you're like everyone else, and you'd ask me, hell is down. Now If you're saved, you won't go there, but otherwise, I'm sorry.
~Whirlwind~
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[This message has been edited by Whirlwind (edited 12-15-2000).]
feverdoc, of course lizards can talk. what about the budweiser chameleons?.btw, a salamander is an amphibian. a lizard is a reptile.you did not learn that in school?
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russ aka bladeZealot.
a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
The only thing better than a good knife is a good woman
[This message has been edited by russ (edited 12-15-2000).]
Talk knives? HERE?
Don't they have places for that? Why would we want to discuss those dreadful things, anyway?
Knives are great for some people, I suppose, but you could get your eye poked out with one (where's the fun in that?), and they should all be banned.
Glad I could clear that up before someone hurt themselves.
Support your local "killer knife" buy-back program, the eye you save might be your own.
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