Talk knives? HERE?
Don't they have places for that? Why would we want to discuss those dreadful things, anyway?
Knives are great for some people, I suppose, but you could get your eye poked out with one (where's the fun in that?), and they should all be banned.
Glad I could clear that up before someone hurt themselves.
Support your local "killer knife" buy-back program, the eye you save might be your own.