You probably saved a fair bit of time on gutting him as well..

Id also love to see those pictures.
OK Ill kick off with a funny story that happened to me.
Some years ago now.
I arranged a pig hunting trip to western New South Wales for about ten days, I knew a fella at the time, an Austrian guy named Terry, not his real name, but we all called him that.

He was convalescing from a motor bike accident. So I asked him if he would like to go. Knowing, that he was a keen shooter.
He jumped at the chance, but insisted that he take his dog along.
I was taking a horse so knew I wouldnt be hunting with them at any rate. So the dog didnt bother me coming along.
The dog was a long haired Alaskan Malamute named Hector. Hector might have been able to pull a sled in Alaska with the best of them, but for pig hunting in western NSW in the heat and burrs, he was about as handy as a hip pocket in a pair of womans bloomers.
He was no huntin Dawg
The property we were staying at was shearing at the time, so we were unable to camp in the shearers quarters and had decided to camp down on the river, about a mile from the homestead.
The owners only request was for us to keep the dog away from the shearing sheds, So as to not bother the shearers or frighten the sheep.
Anyone having anything to do with Australian shearers would know they are generally good blokes but fairly rough around the edges.
The second day there, we had been out since early hunting and were just settled back around the campfire camp having a cuppa and some toast.
I had only just finished asking Terry had he seen Hector around, when he sulked into the camp looking like he had lost about 90% of his body weight.
One of the shearers had caught him and had Shawn him.
I just cracked up, I couldnt help it. For the rest of the stay out there, every time I looked at that dog I burst into laughter. The more I laughed the more Hector and Terry sulked. Hector never went back the shearing sheds though, they had cured him of that. And of the burrs in his coat.
I thought Terry and Hector took it hard, but was nothing like his wife took it when she seen him on arriving home.
Ian.