What do you Consider Edge Damage??

For the knives I make, I consider chips up to 3/4 inch deep, or cracks that run from the edge almost to the spine as 'normal wear'. Anything else must have been caused by *abuse*, most likely by Cliff. ;)

I will, however, repair even abused knives of my making for a small fee... $475 for blades under 3 inches, with the price doubling for each additional blade inch. I cannot say for a fact that knives returned for repair will come back to you with the same handle as when you mailed them. You pays your money and you takes your chance.

No, wait... that somehow doesn't sound right. I might have meant something else.

Thank you for your patience.

Oliver
 
Jimmy Fikes said:
For the knives I make, I consider chips up to 3/4 inch deep, or cracks that run from the edge almost to the spine as 'normal wear'. Anything else must have been caused by *abuse*, most likely by Cliff. ;)

I will, however, repair even abused knives of my making for a small fee... $475 for blades under 3 inches, with the price doubling for each additional blade inch. I cannot say for a fact that knives returned for repair will come back to you with the same handle as when you mailed them. You pays your money and you takes your chance.

No, wait... that somehow doesn't sound right. I might have meant something else.

Thank you for your patience.

Oliver
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What an outstanding warrenty service! :D :D :D
 
Jimmy Fikes said:
For the knives I make, I consider chips up to 3/4 inch deep, or cracks that run from the edge almost to the spine as 'normal wear'. Anything else must have been caused by *abuse*, most likely by Cliff. ;)

I will, however, repair even abused knives of my making for a small fee... $475 for blades under 3 inches, with the price doubling for each additional blade inch. I cannot say for a fact that knives returned for repair will come back to you with the same handle as when you mailed them. You pays your money and you takes your chance.

No, wait... that somehow doesn't sound right. I might have meant something else.

Thank you for your patience.

Oliver
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I see that your prices are reasonable:D
 
HoB said:
What an outstanding warrenty service! :D :D :D
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Our company appreciates such astute observations, Mr.HoB. There are many customers who apparently do not understand the words 'we do the BEST WE CAN' and who do not read the microscopically fine print we use on our single page warranty sheet.

The Founder of our company always believed in the old saw, 'keep it simple'. He believed in this philosophy to such a degree that, before he was hauled away in a canvas coat to live out his days in Ward Seven, he had boiled company policy down to eleven eloquent words:

No!
So what?
Send more money.
Sorry, never heard of them.

Thank you,

The company secretary
(who will now shut his yap, apologizes for the intrusion and looks forward to gleaning some more real information here.:thumbup: )
 
Cobalt said:
I see that your prices are reasonable:D
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Are you aware, Mr. Cobalt, that our company offers a fifty percent price increase for Gold Members on a knife (or knives) of their choice? We urge you to take advantage of this offer and to keep in mind that 'you get what you pay for'.

Nothing would please our company more than for you to have our very best!

Thank you,

The other company secretary;)
 
Jimmy Fikes said:
Are you aware, Mr. Cobalt, that our company offers a fifty percent price increase for Gold Members on a knife (or knives) of their choice? We urge you to take advantage of this offer and to keep in mind that 'you get what you pay for'.

Nothing would please our company more than for you to have our very best!

Thank you,

The other company secretary;)
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I don't like dealing with secretaries though, so can you put Mr. Fikes back on the line and ask him if the warranty comes with a back rub, which you, being the secretary, could do :thumbup:
 
Esteemed Mr. Fikes,

I am happy to see that you are willing to repair the 9" blade that is currently on your webpage, should the need arise, for a mere $30.400,00. That seems like a very fair and resonable price for a repair.
:D ROFLMAO :D
 
Jimmy Fikes said:
Our company appreciates such astute observations, Mr.HoB. There are many customers who apparently do not understand the words 'we do the BEST WE CAN' and who do not read the microscopically fine print we use on our single page warranty sheet.

The Founder of our company always believed in the old saw, 'keep it simple'. He believed in this philosophy to such a degree that, before he was hauled away in a canvas coat to live out his days in Ward Seven, he had boiled company policy down to eleven eloquent words:

No!
So what?
Send more money.
Sorry, never heard of them.

Thank you,

The company secretary
(who will now shut his yap, apologizes for the intrusion and looks forward to gleaning some more real information here.:thumbup: )
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You forgot, "You want it when? giggle, snort"
 
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