cutting my fingernails or cleaning under them. Picking food from my teeth. Licking peanut butter from the blade. Making sure the steak is done right. Making sure it's still sharp ever 30 minutes or so. You know, the usuall stuff.
They say everyone has a twin somewhere...
"Knifesturbation": Yeah, that's me as well. I'll sit watching TV, or talking to someone will opening, and closing one of my Kershaws, over, and over, aover again.