What Do You Want For Christmas?!

JNT adze.

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Dr. Scott said:
THAT! Is the APOCALAXE!!! ... AND it has a bottle opener built into the handle!
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That right there is a major selling point -- after a hard day demolishing zombies a man just has to have a cold beer! We all have enough outdoor experience to know that the bottle/can opener is the most often left-at-home tool, so attaching it to the implement we need to hack our way out of a pack of zombies (or the Post Office during Christmas mailing season) is a wonderfully thoughtful touch, and I applaud the good folks at Council.

What would I like, personally? I would dearly love to find a Council Velvicut Reversible Double-Bit under the Solstice tree. (Before you go surfing on drool over to their website, unless they've put it up in the last two days they don't have one in production. Yet.)
 
Skiv said:
That right there is a major selling point -- after a hard day demolishing zombies a man just has to have a cold beer! We all have enough outdoor experience to know that the bottle/can opener is the most often left-at-home tool, so attaching it to the implement we need to hack our way out of a pack of zombies (or the Post Office during Christmas mailing season) is a wonderfully thoughtful touch, and I applaud the good folks at Council.

What would I like, personally? I would dearly love to find a Council Velvicut Reversible Double-Bit under the Solstice tree. (Before you go surfing on drool over to their website, unless they've put it up in the last two days they don't have one in production. Yet.)
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I like you! :D
 
Skiv said:
That right there is a major selling point -- after a hard day demolishing zombies a man just has to have a cold beer! We all have enough outdoor experience to know that the bottle/can opener is the most often left-at-home tool, so attaching it to the implement we need to hack our way out of a pack of zombies (or the Post Office during Christmas mailing season) is a wonderfully thoughtful touch, and I applaud the good folks at Council.

What would I like, personally? I would dearly love to find a Council Velvicut Reversible Double-Bit under the Solstice tree. (Before you go surfing on drool over to their website, unless they've put it up in the last two days they don't have one in production. Yet.)
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Just saw one of the local budget stores is selling a hammer with bottle opener. Think twice before you pull out any nails, have a beer and mull it over.
 
Ron,
You and your wife just made the prayer list. Hold strong, keep making solid and moral decisions and the world will turn for you.
God Bless.

Bill
 
All I need in the ax category is a 2.5 pound "Boy's Ax", without a handle would be even better, I like hanging them. The older the better.
 
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