What has your dog chewed?

My friend's sister had a dalmatian that would eat anything. The two most infamous were a used condom out of the gutter while out on a walk and a chomp on her husband's dangly bits when exiting the shower.
 
Angel ate my triple head electric razor one day! :D Ahhh, I needed a new one anyway!

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Damn. This thread is making me cringe. Do all of you know how damn lucky you and your offending pooches are? I've had patients that have eaten a good many of the things mentioned that have either killed them, or necessitated my surgical services and other life saving skillz to keep them alive. I could absolutely FILL this thread with stories!

With the exception of my first dog eating a USED condom that I dropped on the floor... (:D), I've been pretty lucky on the idiot dog front.
 
my golden retriever has only chewed used paper towels which she is addicted to, a couple tennis balls, a ping pong ball, a soft ball, a golf ball, dog toy octopus, a mat she sleeps on, tin foil, and a couple 2 litter bottles. I don't hide shoes, trash or anything else from her, and she seems to know the difference between valubles and junk without me ever teaching her. Or she just prefers chewing the junk.
 
mycroftt said:
He finally got rid of it after it ate his tickets to the NASCAR race at Dover.
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When I first got my dog he was only 8 weeks old. He chewed....a lot. One of the first items of mine that actually caused me to reconsider my decision to get a dog was his choice of eating my 2000 Stanley Cup Playoff tickets for game 3 of the Devils vs. Flyers.

I had to buy tickets off of a scalper.
 
Mongo said:
With the exception of my first dog eating a USED condom that I dropped on the floor... (:D), I've been pretty lucky on the idiot dog front.
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Been there, had the dogs out on a night walk and Cooper, a husky starts chewing away like he's got a pack of gum in his mouth, I took it from him and then realized what it was.:barf:

Same dog found my wallet in the couch one night and chewed it and it's contents to bits, around $450.00 cash, all the cards, and DL, gone.
What made the hole thing even better is the jerk woke me up running around with his prize at 3 a.m., I walk into the kitchen turn on the light and notice my feet are wet and I'm standing in a puddel of dogie pee :mad: then I see Mr. Cooper go by with the remnants of my tri fold in his mouth, then I see shredded cash laying all over the dining room. I thought I was going to spontaneously com bust.:mad:

The good news is when spring came I finally got paid for mowing the lawn.:D

Good thread:thumbup:
Helle
 
Not a "chewing up" story, but a "bringing home" story. I had a dog bring up a latex replica of a female's nether region (an "aid" for a guy, if you will). I saw the dog playing with something earlier that day. Later on I found it laying out in the yard covered with dirt that had stuck to the dog slobber all over it. I looked at it for a bit trying to figure out what it was. Then I poked it and it quivered (very rubbery latex). I grabbed a hose and sprayed the dirt off, and there, laying in the grass, looking up at me was Jenna's vulva.

We live in a pretty rural area on 33 acres. It's not like Bella (the dog) easily walked next door. Now I look at all my neighbors differently........those kinky bastards!


My aunt and uncle used to always have English Mastiffs. One time they butchered a pig and one of the dogs ran off with the skin. My aunt just thought they would chew on it and turn it into a big smelly dog toy she would have to get rid of the next day. One of them managed to swallow a very large piece of it. Two days later it's running around with a foot and a half long piece hanging out of his ass. She finally put on some dishwashing gloves and went outside and pulled it out. It was a piece about 1 1/2 foot wide and 2 1/2 feet long, with the hair still on it! Their other dog was standing there watching the show when she noticed it also had something hanging out of its ass. She pulled it out. It turned out to be a missing dish towel she had used to wash blood off of the butchering table. She always swore that God had never made a pair of more stupid dogs than those two. They were always VERY careful when they butchered after that.
 
We bought a new Ford Explorer in 1999 and our Austrailian Sheperd didn't like the new car being in the garage overnight with him so he chewed the running boards off. The first night we had it! We had to give him away when our son was born because he was too unpredictable. When the guy came to pick him up he made the ranch hand sit in the back of the truck and the dog got to ride in the cab:D. He is now working on the ranch.
 
:pI left the lid off my aquarium one day and my Springer Spaniel Zoe picked off all 4 rather large goldfish (I don't do tropicals anymore-too expensive). Anyway, I replace the fish from Wallyworld at .28 each. She is a fantastic varmit killer- but Goldfish??:eek::eek::D
 
zenheretic said:
Over in gadgets and gear a fellow mentioned his dog chewed up some pretty wild equipment his wife left on the couch.

So skipping over the obvious chew toy staple of your wife's most expensive shoes, what has your dog chewed up that was unexpected and expensive?

My bulldog chewed up a brand new metal encased cellphone, and for good measure, left it in the automatic lawn sprinklers.
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Hannibal,my Shepherd-Rott chewed the end off an expensive antique rocker. I started giving hin 2X4 stubs & it worked well for a while. He was cured of chewing when he chewed into my Xerox machine while in use.

Honey Dog ruined one of
my brand-new sneakers before I put them on . Her last chew was the table saw power cord right against the frame. Had to disassemble it to install a new one .

My EX had too many shoes . We were going fancy one evening & as she was putting her shoes on she discovered her crazy cat's revenge . That sucker had filled about 5 or 6 shoes ! Initally I was blamed but was absolved. We figured the cat was angry with her & it was payback ?


Uncle Alan :)
 
My girls dog likes to eat electical wires while things are plugged in.... LOl...
Pretty funny stuff...
 
I had a chow once that had gotten in a fight with 3 other dogs and got mess up pretty bad. The vet said to keep him in our out building until his wounds healed. One day he chewed through the door. It was solid, not hollow. He was back to his old self after that.
 
My neighbor handed me a chocolate pie that I put behind my door on a table and my friends dog I was keeping cleaned the plate before she said goodbye and I closed the door..............err

If you ever doubt weather your dog is still your best friend. Lock it and your girl/wife in your trunk for 30 mins. When you let them out you will be very reassured
 
uncle Alan said:
she discovered her crazy cat's revenge . That sucker had filled about 5 or 6 shoes ! Initally I was blamed but was absolved. We figured the cat was angry with her & it was payback ?


Uncle Alan :)
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Cats are cool but they are very vindictive creatures...:D
 
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