What is the best khukuri to defend agaist marmots?

BruiseLeee said:
If I saw a Marmot on Everest, I'd stop and give it some of my oxygen.
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If you saw a marmot on Everest it would be due to a lack of oxygen . L:O:L

Unless....... The Abominable marmot ?
 
Whats the matter with marmot stew ? You guys are missing out on a culinary delight . At least thats what my buddy told me . I,ll have to try it at least once in my life . Next time I go hunting I,m using broadheads . Those guys are tougher than a grizzly pound for pound .
 
not2sharp said:
That wasn't Robbie the robot. Robbie was the overachieving tin can from Forbidden Planet.

Oh where, oh where, has this thread wandered......:)

n2s
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If we are wandering about "Forbidden Planet," lets wander to dreaming about Anne Frances!

YUM!
 
Bill Marsh said:
If we are wandering about "Forbidden Planet," lets wander to dreaming about Anne Frances!
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YUM!

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It was a match made in ....well, in Dr. Morbius's labatory.

n2s
 
If everyone would pitch in, and just carry one marmot up to Everest, there would be a trail of frozen marmots to the top, and food for anyone who had run out of resources.



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I have seen confirmed reports that marmots or "der Marmotten" is a real plague in large parts of the USA. Although the old 20 "Sirupate does a fine job in Marmots Sentry removal it is a long and hard work.
The USLAPOM "United States Legion Against Proliferation Of Marmots" has invented a new and effective way of dealing with the Marmot in your backyard.
Just fill in the application form on www.uslapom.org and free marmot control will be applied to your house and the surrounding area.
Included is the free video of an official USLAPOM visiting an infested area with Marmots
http://www.sikvid.com/vids/2041.html
 
Ach Zoo! mongo man
ju vant escalating der krieg den?
ve haff deployed our grossemarmottenbombe mitt our luftwaffe und vill reply mit offervelmink force tu any provokation by der uslapom terroristen.
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und ve haff our loyal gopher Schutz Staffeinel storm troopers fur der vollowing moppen uppen.
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Kevin the grey said:
Whats the matter with marmot stew ? You guys are missing out on a culinary delight . At least thats what my buddy told me . I,ll have to try it at least once in my life . Next time I go hunting I,m using broadheads . Those guys are tougher than a grizzly pound for pound .
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Kevin, you should take a look at Karen Hood's video on preparing marmot.

http://survival.instantestore.net/pd_cc1.cfm
 
Ach, meine favoriten fledermaus, der warthog, ve in der marmotten wiermacht haff boughten all of dem from der americanishers who haff foolishly decared dem to be obsoleet, ve now own all of zem and vill be using dem to delifer our grossemarmottenbomben as vell as der udder stuff der warthoggen karries. ve ist werry gut miners und tunnel down tu all kinda roobies unt dimonts zo ve can afford to buy dem on ebay!

heil marmotte, marmottenland uber alles!

p.s. - howard, der marmotten liberatin front has yur namen. ve also haff der recipe for long piggie!
 
PETA is animal-centric, they refuse to recognise the rights of plants, which are also living and feeling creatures. PETArds actually COOK and EAT plants! they revil in the poor low-frequency screams of the dying veggies as they bleed out their life-fluids in food processors and slicers all over their evil kitchens, arranging their poor shattered bodies in colourful arrangements of veggie-corpses. in the evil and unthinking link above they actually glory in handing out vegetable sandwiches!

HELP STAMP OUT PETARDS! Hoist them on their own....

remember, a tree takes centuries to grow, where a Petard can be regrown to edible size in a few short years. Help stamp out cruelty to vegetables. eat a petard. after all, as i say in my siggy, if god hadn't wanted us to eat them, they wouldn't be made out of meat.
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Dic, hospes Spartae nos te hic vidisse iacentes,
Dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur

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If they don't want me to eat animals - why do they make them out of MEAT?
 
Hmmm, best khuk for rampaging marmots? Wellsir, you take five Bilton khukuris and attach their butt ends to a central rotating hub. This assembly is then mounted onto a powerful weed eater operating at a speed of around 1200 RPM. Have at 'em boys, and don't forget the Kevlar shin guards with the khuk proof ceramic plates. Oh, and goggles, don't forget the goggles, wouldn't want your eye put out by a hunk of flying marmot. :rolleyes: :p :D

Sarge
 
It is NOT wise to stamp out on a petard! A petard is a large firecracker in French and maybe if the firecracker is too big (grossemarmottenbomben) you could loose an arm or a leg! :eek:
Maybe the name petard was concieved due to the large amount of vegetables fermenting in a stomach of a PETA member with the dramatic result of him becoming a petard ( spontanious human explosion)?
 
I was hoisted by my own petard once . I,ll never wear those pants again .

As for any Marmot agression ? It will cease immediately or I will devise a simple slingshot trap to place over your den entrance . No fanfare , no explosions . Just a blur of brown marmot being flung about fifty yards in the air and a dull satisfying thump at the end of it all . I won,t even have to tenderise you when I put you in the pot .
 
Somewhere near Mount Hoffman in Yosemite resides the last 'Whistle Pig' that tried to chew his way into a backpack(a friend of course;) ) of wholesome backpacker meals. He is probably well preserved as it was so astounding, such a small rock(accurately thrown) could do such damage to such a largish critter, that his Brandoesque body was crammed into a large, granite, crevice and packed with talus and ice. Fear of Rangers and loss of personal freedoms from such a heinous act motivated the wrongdoer to such extreme measures to hide the crime.
Many a tent has been ruined, many a fine, freeze dried meal consumed, many a radiator hose has been nibbled and antifreeze slurped out, and many a trip has been shortened by these little bandits.

My Kukri of choice would be the biltong, duct taped to the end of a .220 Swift with a hollowpoint suitable to vaporizing the little rascals.
 
A biltong might very well suffice for marmots of the National Socialist persuasion; however, a shoggoth marmot would not be affected by the weapons of man. Lovecraft's heroes tended to use big game rifles and revolvers (ineffectively) and incantations from various tomes to banish them from our dimension.

Unfortunately, Amazon.com is currently sold out of copies of Die Unsprechlichen Kulten and the Necronomicon. Backorder only.

I'll try E-bay.
 
A Shoggoth marmot ? Funny shoggoth is the sound they make when they violently decompress . Listen Dave if the weapons of man won,t work I will use a force of nature .
 
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