Mine is a remarkably dull Herbertz bowie knife. It has holes in the blade, sawteeth on the back, and a rat`s tail tang. To really top it off, this fantasy- style piece has a hefty skullcrusher to complement the somewhat crudely finished wooden handle.
The defendant pleads: "I bought it when I was younger, and I was temporarily insane when I made the purchase."
NILS