What is your stance on hair in your food

[JJ_Colt45]

My hair decided it was against food and all left me in protest after a really good steak way back in the late 90s.

 

[Terry M.]

I was eating at a Chinese Food place with a buddy for lunch at work and found a short curly. Nope! Wife was eating a chocolate chip cookie And pulled a cockroach leg out of the cookie.
Nah man….. I’m good

 

[adluginb]

yummy, protein!

 

[Blues]

As long as it's al dente

 

[Danke42]

I was eating at a Chinese Food place with a buddy for lunch at work and found a short curly. Nope! Wife was eating a chocolate chip cookie And pulled a cockroach leg out of the cookie.
Nah man….. I’m good

It didn't match your beard hair did it?

 

[Terry M.]

It didn't match your beard hair did it?

Nope. It looked like a pube. Ugh!

 

[ron finkbeiner jr]

I found a black widow in my food once.

 

[Blues]

I found a black widow in my food once.

You were lucky her husband was dead.

 

[dtmbinb]

Rare roast beef with stubble is a delicacy.

 

[EngrSorenson]

Rare roast beef with stubble is a delicacy.

That’s not even thinly veiled.

 

[Danke42]

I found a black widow in my food once.

I found one the size of a grape in the lawnmower. But I could never catch her.

 

[oldmanwilly]

That’s not even thinly veiled.

Neither is the beef.

For what it's worth, I found a thick black hair in the communal bowl of salsa served to my table last night. I discreetly scooped it out, tossed the chip onto the ground outside (from a patio table) and proceeded to eat the salsa. Nobody else at the table saw.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

I found one the size of a grape in the lawnmower. But I could never catch her.

Bleh.....I kill them on sight. Can't risk my dumb little dog getting bit, or worse, my mobile 1 year old daughter.

 

[Danke42]

Bleh.....I kill them on sight. Can't risk my dumb little dog getting bit, or worse, my mobile 1 year old daughter.

At least they're not hairy.

 

[DocJD]

My first real job was as a dishwasher, in a faux fancy restaurant .

Learned many things .

One was never disrespect the low level staff, if you ever intend to eat there again .

There are far far worse things, can end up in your food, than hairs !

 

[EngrSorenson]

Neither is the beef.

 

[EngrSorenson]

There are far far worse things, can end up in your food, than hairs !

But those things don’t get stuck in the back of your mouth like hairs do, talk about inconvenience!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

But those things don’t get stuck in the back of your mouth like hairs do, talk about inconvenience!

between your teeth even?

 

[EngrSorenson]

between your teeth even?

That’s flossing. It’s good for you.

 

[carnifex knifeworks]

At least they're not hairy.

Weirdly enough, I don't mind tarantulas at all