What knife for jogging in a garter belt on a desert island?

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Walt Welch

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I deeply apologize for this post. My only possible explanation (NOT an excuse) is that I think I got my meds mixed up with Vampire Gerbils.

With this in mind, I hereby enter this post in the 'most incredibly foolish and redundant posts of the year 2000.'

However, if 'Totally Judy' ever makes it to a desert island....send me a pic, OK, TJ?

You may make suggestions for knives for the above activity, but I warn you to be ready for laughter, cat calls, raspberries and at least one quasi serious post by Tim Hermann. You are warned.

Walt Welch
 
You know what they say, "The best knife for jogging in a garter belt on a desert island is the one you have with you."

Does conjure up an interesting picture though....
 
So whatever I just happen to have clipped to my garter belt is ok? But what if it doesn't match?
Walt, you didn't specify the color of the garter belt. Makes a difference to those of us who are fashion conscious, you know?
 
myself, i like to go out to one of our islands in the mississippi and strip naked, strap on all my knives and run around cackling like the wicked witch in the w. of oz movie
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. but if i had to pick just one, it would have to be my mayo talonite.hey VG, wanna join me?
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actually, garyz joins me quite often! he's shy though, he wears a thong.lyfsfun and lamey are invited next time!
yeah, i'm sick...what's your point?
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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
The only thing better than a good knife is a good woman
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A few of my Knives
russ aka blade zealot



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actually, i said strap them on, but, lets just say, you'd be impressed!
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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
The only thing better than a good knife is a good woman:D
A few of my Knives
russ aka blade zealot
 
How silly! I live in the desert, almost isolated, and I always jog around naked. And garden, sunbath, hang laundry.... All I'm missing is the water!

My favorite garter belt to wear on these occasions, should I unexpectedly get company and feel the need to be dressed, is purple and that is why I am in such need of my garter belt knife, which should also have a purple handle. Purple is my color.

In the meantime..... I will clip on my new Cricket.....

Walt, if you contact the Marine Base out here, I'm sure you can get some current pictures of me a la buff. Those guys always fly their helos over my house.

judy

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totallyjudy

There is one rule:
Never postpone your life for a man.
 
okay, i'm moving to the mojave desert tomorrow.
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judy, gimme directions
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as a matter of fact, just draw the directions on the back of one of those pics.
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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
The only thing better than a good knife is a good woman
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A few of my Knives
russ aka blade zealot

[This message has been edited by russ (edited 12-29-2000).]
 
VG has contacted me by e-mail with a picture which I will *NOT* post here. The caption is 'does this garter belt make me look fat'?

Well, actually, no, VG, it doesn't. It makes you look like a ton of (tatooed) jelly fish wrapped up in pallet strapping.

Someone lick, er, ah, that is LOCK this thread. Quickly. Walt
 
walt, i like this thread.

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a cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
The only thing better than a good knife is a good woman:D
A few of my Knives
russ aka blade zealot
 
A pink ivory handled, damascus persian dagger. Pink Ivory is the world's most precious wood. If you touched it in ancient Zulu times, and were not royalty, you died for displaying sheer stupidity. Persian style for its mystery, and upswept urgency. Damascus for its beauty, hardship, difficulty, and wonder. It's the purrfect thing for our Totally Judy.

HHBL must now compete with All of us (something like 8500 horny men with knives, large and small). So he must go on the Knife Quest. Find the meaning of the perfect edge. And give it to his beloved...Or die

She did it for him. Will he do less?

Paracelsus, meddling
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Brothers & Sisters,
Pardon, but if memory serves shouldn't we consider asking this of Ms Ursula Andress?
Seems that she was rather rakish with her belt and Ka Bar. I'd prefer to have seen a kydex. You see, ahem, it's a matter of the line of the blade in concurrnce with the esthetically pleasing configuration of proper attire.
Now, there is this Xena person...
Bloody well, yes!
Regards,
Lance Gothic
Shibumi
 
Paracelsus, keep meddling!!!!
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Valentine's Day and my Birthday fast approach!

TJ

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totallyjudy

There is one rule:
Never postpone your life for a man.
 
my suggestion: a carbon fiber handled/inlaid lock talonite blade folder/under two oz.. so your pants dont fall down!!!!!!!!!!
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Judy, you make me quiver with anticipation for those pics; should they surface, please shoot them in my direction (it is damn cold in Chicago tonight, with snow for the twelvth time in ten days or something like that...damn this Cabernet for clouding my mind, but then I may be thinking Cabaret, Teri Hatcher in her underwear....ouch!)

But to the topic at hand! Bravely I must confess that I have finally found here and now the ultimate usage for my gen-you-wine Bill Bagwell hand-forged outrageously-sized Hell's Belle bowie, not to be confused with the lesser (and smaller) Ontario, a damn fine knife in its own right. Prancing around shedding myself of this uselessly masculine shell, I must say the Belle may well be the ultimate in butch accessory (which is what a few of my training partners may become should they stumble in here and read this miscontruation/ claptrap)

A close second would without a doubt be a BKT Brute (how appropos, oui?) for its sheer grace of forma and function and not that new Camillus jobbie either with the fancy Kydex sheath, I mean the Blackjack Effingham with the bigger heft and crappy sheath to boot. BJ leatherwork always has a way of leaving me feeling unprotected(?) Should I require something a bit daintier, perhaps to go with it as a companion piece, maybe for fun the Al Mar Eagle (older model of course, silly) with the every so masculine camoflage sheath and false edge, to maintain symmetry.

Me thinks time to wander into the Tequilla Coral and forget this ghoulish nightmare of garter belts, membership of an unmentionable nature, a serious bathing beauty and big big blades. Time for a little repression and discretion, gents and lady! or at least a solid hangover.
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On the bright side, half in the bag and getting closer I did not stray to far into the "For Sale" forum
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Happy New Year y'all, and Walt, this thread is a far better use of thse pages than you believe. I take my knives way the hell too seriously, the result of spending way too much money on this jones. Thanks for letting us mock ourselves and each other, man!

Parker
 
Damn Walt, you had me fooled. I was sure this topic was the work of VG, I thought he may have ESCAPED. Go back to your regular medications.
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