What knife for the trunk of you car?

Well, I used to keep a sharpened screwdriver in the trunk of my car, but the dead hooker I was using as a sheath for it started to reek something awful. Not even those pine scented thingies you dangle from the rear-view mirror did any good, so I dumped the hooker in the river and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to take the screwdriver out. :grumpy:

I had a lot of fond memories with that screwdriver... :(
 
CS Special Forces Shovel on the back floor board, Finn Bear in the driver's side door.
 
Dorito Monk said:
Well, I used to keep a sharpened screwdriver in the trunk of my car, but the dead hooker I was using as a sheath for it started to reek something awful. Not even those pine scented thingies you dangle from the rear-view mirror did any good, so I dumped the hooker in the river and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to take the screwdriver out. :grumpy:

I had a lot of fond memories with that screwdriver... :(
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^ that was good :thumbup:.
 
I keep a Condor Bushlore in my trunk. I hate that knife. I'm too cheap to throw it away.

If I'm ever in a SHTF situation and I need a survival knife, pry bar, hammer, door stop, boat anchor I'm good to go.
 
In the truck.
Woodmans Pal, reground so it chops well.
Silky Saw
Viet Nam era E tool.
All helpful if the truck gets stuck in the back woods.
 
I have a hatchet and a machete in the back of my SUV with a shovel and some recovery gear. Also keep a Buck 110 in the glove box.
 
Dorito Monk said:
Well, I used to keep a sharpened screwdriver in the trunk of my car, but the dead hooker I was using as a sheath for it started to reek something awful. Not even those pine scented thingies you dangle from the rear-view mirror did any good, so I dumped the hooker in the river and wouldn't you know it, I forgot to take the screwdriver out. :grumpy:

I had a lot of fond memories with that screwdriver... :(
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:rolleyes: What a rookie.. I always have ATLEAST 3 dead hookers in my trunk.
 
My car kit.
Victorinox Rescue.
Surefire FYL-G2 with Malkoff M61LL (100lumens for 10 hours)
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I keep a Estwing Camp Axe and a Leatherman Freestyle in the car...and of course whatever is on *me* at any particular moment..
 
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