What Knife Would You Use? (humor)

Ohh Gooody I finaly get to use theRJ Martin Q36 Space modulator

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A knife made from the tooth of a sandworm, from the planet Arakis.

Long live Muab Dib the desert mouse.:cool:
 
OK. Now this is just SILLY!:p

This has been the most purely entertainment-only thread I've ever seen on this forum. Thanks to the original poster!

By the way, you can get my Victorinox Swiss Army knife with the secret compartment containing birdseed and a T-bone steak if you want to. (The knife I mentioned earlier in the thread.)
I believe the only company that sells it is the Acme Corporation. You know, the same place where Wiley E. Coyote buys all of his equipment. They have quick shipping too, as you can plainly see in any Wiley E. Coyote documenary. The package will arrive 3 seconds after you place the check in the mail. Just be sure to get out of the way of delivery.

Now that I think of it, with the 3-second delivery there's a few pieces of Wiley E. Coyote equipment I'd rather have in that situation than a knife... Batman Wings or a Rocket Sled, for example. I would just hope their quality control was better than Wiley E. Coyote usually experiences.
 
Dune fan, eh, T. Erdelyi? Great series that has completely changed my world view, though I haven't gotten around to reading the new books yet.

Let me change my weapon to a Kershaw Chive laced with gom jabbar poison then. :)
 
What kinda knife?

Sheeeit, that's a rookie question...

What you fergot to ask was what kinda marinade, rub, and sauce I was gonna use.

Of course butter and garlic always work in a pinch...
 
1. HI khukuri
2. Yoda's lightsaber(remember the length restriction)
3. a vorpal blade
4. +2 Giant Slayer
5. Oooh, Fremen, good call
6. titanium spork
 
I guess this one would do ;)

Jobin Shotgun Knife

Pegasus

First ever knife in the world to be equipped with a laser sight .Shoots incendiary flares and .22 long rifle with an adapter. O.A.L. 19 inches
 
Originally posted by Elvislives
What kinda knife?

Sheeeit, that's a rookie question...

What you fergot to ask was what kinda marinade, rub, and sauce I was gonna use.

Of course butter and garlic always work in a pinch...
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That IS an interesting angle. After all, how DO you prepare an 18-foot chicken?
I'd cut the top half off a big propane tank and use it to make a big grill and grill it. An event like this would deserve a REALLY GOOD BBQ sauce. I'd spare no expense on the BBQ sauce.:eek:
 
Hmmm spyderench all the way :) after they stop to figure out what the heck kinda crazy earth tech that is I'd go for the groin
 
Family heirloom Stag-handled Sheffield Knife & Fork carving set, once the critters have been roasted with afore-mentioned butter & garlic...
 
does that size restriction cover the extension cord I'm going to need for my electric carving knife?
 
Definitely, an Appleton folder. I would simply set it down in its display case, and then let them kill each other, fighting over it.
 
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