That's _nothing_! I was bass fishing once, and caught a largemouth so big that it swamped the boat and almost drowned four of us! Luckily we had plenty of beer, and madly poured a couple gallons down the fishes throat, which it absorbed quickly through its gills. It finally got drunk enough that it stopped thrashing long enough for us to dispatch it with our 25" AK's that we had brought along, just in case. Thank Goodness for foresight!
We filleted it out with a 14" bandsaw we had with us, and cooked it on the spot, but there was so much fish that we couldn't eat it all. We stopped at the supermarket on the way home, and had them wrap up the rest (which explains the Safeway tags on the shrink wrapped package, in case you were wondering.)
THEN there was the time I was fishing for Bluefin tuna with 3 lb. test line, and the tuna attacked and took my buddy's leg off right at the knee! Ouch!
I have lots more fishing stories, but wouldn't want to bore you...

Besides, some jealous folks who can't catch anything bigger than a little bluegill accuse me of making this stuff up.
At least this guy will have a good fishing story to tell.
Norm