It all started around a campfire. I was 4 years old. My father took out his "pocket knife" (today I would call it an EDC, but this was a long time ago) and cut a small branch for me to heat some marschmallows...
I wanted to do it myself. He said ok, be careful. My mom saw that, and took the knife away from me. That's probably the first time I really got frustrated in my life!
After that thay, I started asking for a knife, and kept on asking until my mother finally agreed (she probably got very tired of hearing me asking and whining every 10 minutes). She said "Ok, stop bugging me, but you'll pay it yourself". That was all I needed to hear. I started mowing lawns, and stuff, until I got 10$ to get a "decent" knife

. 10$ is a long time of work for a kid that gets paid 25 cents an hour...

I asked my mother to drive me to the sports store, and I carefully chose a nice little pocket knife, with a cheap handle but nice 1 1/2" carbon steel blade (I didn't know anything about blades at that time, of course, but looking back, that little EDC was a great choice

). Actually this was the largest, meanest knife I could buy myself for 10 bucks...
Just when I had got it, with the little box and everything, my mother took the knife from my hands, and asked for a sharpening stone. Then she unsharpened it, right there before my horrified eyes. She said it was very dangerous. I just couldn't believe it. This is where I got really maniac. I learned to re-sharpen it, and maintain it. I oiled the blade every day, and I carefully kept it concealed so that the "authorities" did not get it...
My next knife was a little two bladed scout's knife. Then a few SAK's, then a few cheap fixed blades, machetes... All that before the age of 12. Then, with adolescence (and more decently paid slavery) my first real blades : a buck skinner, a spydie or two, a few fighting blades... All my money went to knives.
I never smoked, drank or got into trouble... I had no money left for that. Maybe it was not that bad after all...
Then, of course, McGuyver got me buying SAK's, and Rambo got me buying large survival knives... Then came Predator, with Schwarzy, and I got interested in large, good quality machetes (you know, like the one the Indian guy cuts his chest with when he stops and turn around for the predator to get him... What a cool knife!!!)
I don't have so many knives, now. Probably less than 20 (I sell them, give them away, or break them... I don't really mind), but all top quality (except a few opinels that are good and cheap). I am really maniac about them. They are always razor sharp and ready to use, and a won't let anyone use them.
My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy. She just can't understand why I love my knives so much. I guess she's jalous

I must admit I don't know myself. It's just a part of me, I guess. I feel great around here. I feel less alone
Let's start the anonymous knifeaholics
