what to do when people freak out about your knife

"But I mentioned buying a small hatchet for camping trips, and she wasn't having it."
(but what were you doin not already havin a camp hatchet?? do pushups)


Are you kidding me?? If my girlfriend told me i cant buy a hatchet for camping, i woulda told her to move out and draw fire. straight away. Yep, its like that...

and yea, who dont carry a leatherman (a slang term in the army, for ANY multitool) in their glovebox?? You must either have a brand new car, or some good ass triple A lol. Me? I dont rely on no overweight towtruck driver for shit. I carry my own tools and make it happen. And a good surefire and leatherman can pretty much take my whole car apart lol.
 
Buddiiee said:
Me? I dont rely on no overweight towtruck driver for shit. I carry my own tools and make it happen.
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I'd put a good deal of money on the fact that the majority of these folks that go all ":eek:" when you pull out a knife are probably the same ones that call for assistance at the first sign of trouble.

Shit, a flat tire? Have to call the tow truck...

Honey, the sink is leaking again! It's getting water all over the spare toilet paper! Better call the plumber, this looks complicated.

Shoe-laces are untied AGAIN? SEND HELP.

I'll do it myself, thanks.
 
its the only way. too many people out there nowadays utilize no pride when working on others cars. screw that. ill take care of it myself. like my dad said, if you want it done right......
 
My brother likes to tease me and I don't think he gets the whole knife thing. When something needs cutting and I have ahold of it he often says stuff like "Here comes the knife!" or whatever. Maybe the next time he says that I'll toss him the package and say "Okay, you open it." and when he looks puzzled I'll go "Oh you can't? Let me help you with that." and then pull out my knife and start cutting.
 
WadeF said:
My brother likes to tease me and I don't think he gets the whole knife thing. When something needs cutting and I have ahold of it he often says stuff like "Here comes the knife!" or whatever. Maybe the next time he says that I'll toss him the package and say "Okay, you open it." and when he looks puzzled I'll go "Oh you can't? Let me help you with that." and then pull out my knife and start cutting.
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LOL .... An excellent idea, Wade. :D

My response if some hoplophobe freaked out and called it a weapon -
"No, it's just a pocket-knife. Why are you acting so paranoid over a pocket-knife?"
Now they change the subject by trying to convince you that they're "normal." ;)
 
My gran knits... does anyone question the fact that her knitting needles are long enough to stick RIGHT through somebody??? Nope.... because they are being used for their job...

A knife is only as dangerous as the person using it. Period.


A Stanley knife or craft knife can still kill someone if the user intended that to happen, there are no special rules for them just because they are used primarily for work/craft purposes. Physics is physics... if you push sharp object A into soft object B, the same thing still happens.

Its been said before, but if someone wants to do someone damage, then they will use anything they can get their hands on... why do stabbings in prison etc usually get done with a nail or a piece of glass or cut off metal?? Because its available...
 
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