What would you do for a Behemoth Chopper?

That would probably be the hardest one on my list...

I edited it (slightly). I figured tofu and TVP would taste just fine soaked in whiskey
 
Benson X said:
There are quite a few unsavory things I would do for a BC:
  • Watch the entire Twilight saga (in one sitting)
  • Dance in public (sober)
  • Teach the elderly how to use any "smart device"
  • Watch a PowerPoint presentation promoting "Veganism"
  • Be a (sober) Vegan for a week
  • Karaoke the hit songs from Frozen, Moana, and Trolls (sober)
  • Start buying Fidget Spinners
  • Start a YouTube channel dedicated to me reviewing my Fidget Spinners
  • Carry only MTech folders for a month
  • Move to California
  • Let someone drive my truck
There is probably an equally long list of things I would NOT do for a BC - so there is a limit! :)
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Oh my God.. several of these made me cringe. When I read the first one I almost just stopped reading. My first thought was actually.. "Ugh.. Fu@k that!"

Sorry, I really want one too.. but I'd rather use a BC to chop off my pinky toes than sit through that..
 
Since I am out of work, on disability until Sept. 7th, (but now on my feet and able to do things) I would EDC it.

Strapped to my belt or pack everywhere I went. If it is possible for me to carry a knife there, that would be the knife.
I would also start a thread to document the carry, uses, reactions, and questions from the public.
 
calaska said:
The ones making the most deriding cali comments? 😋
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Wow! What talent you have in necrothreading or whatever the term is, LOL... Man, this thread brings back some fond memories and names from way past who I have not seen around for ages! Hope that they're fine and just decided to move on. BTW, interesting handle! Moved to Alaska?
 
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