What would you do-oo-oo for a klondike bar?

Contrary to rumors and recent Policia reports, my week long absence should *not* actually be linked to the corspe found on the back of the scooter in Mexico regardless of my current tequilla or pepper blood content levels.

Besides, they haven't yet found *any* unaccounted for ball peen hammers south of the border.

I was simply TDY...

That's my story and I'm counting on all of you to back it up.
 
Ésa es mi historia y me estoy pegando a ella

(Thanks for covering my back Danny)
 
Nasty said:
Ésa es mi historia y me estoy pegando a ella

(Thanks for covering my back Danny)
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REPLY : Are you saying thats my story and I,m sticking to it ? That sounds like uni-directional zombie-speak . Have you recently imbibed a large amount of alcohol and woken up/became concious feeling perfectly normal ? Thats the first symptom . Have you started to crave raw meat ? (I mean more than normally ?) You may be in the first stages of zombification .
 
Zombies don't like the taste of Nasty. He's killed a number over the years and they do hate him though. He is known to the Zombie subconscious.

Some have theorized that since Zombies want brains and Nasty has....well, it's just a theory. Anyway, I'm not sure the whole brain crave thing is accurate anyway. That's not approved research based upon the Romero model. Hollywood stuff. Real Zombies are quite content with just a drumstick, back strap, stomach and menudo.



munk
 
Real Zombies are quite content with just a drumstick, back strap, stomach and menudo.

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REPLY : Just what I wanted to read before I put the bacon on for breakfast ! L:O:L
 
munk said:
Zombies don't like the taste of Nasty. He's (re)killed a number over the years and they do hate him though. He is known to the Zombie subconscious.

Some have theorized that since Zombies want brains and Nasty has....well, it's just a theory.

munk
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ROFLMAO... :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Zombies don,t like the taste of Nasty .

Quote Munk .

REPLY : So are you saying the taste of Nasty would kill them ? Or are you saying that nasty blood may be an antidote ?

Do you think we could ask Nasty to test this theory out ? Kinda taking one for the team . So to speak . There would be a free ball peen hammer in it for him .
L:O:L
 
*Free* ball peen hammer?

I'm all over this one!

Please note this still has nothing to do with the post about Mexico...I was just TDY...right? ;)
 
As should be noted it is said free ball peen hammer that would indeed be the implement by which we obtain said test sample . To allow you privacy (and reduce gag factor)it has been decided by S:K:U:Z:Z (SOCIETY of KUKUURI USERS for ZAPPING ZOMBIES . that you should take your own test sample . Simply purchase said ball peen hammer and to furnish proof of obtaining at least four litres of test sample mail us both it and receipt/proof of purchase of said ball peen hammer . Please take note ,the militairy model that cost 459 dollars is exempt from this offer due to frequent defects in that product line . (We wouldn,t want you to suffer ! ) Thank you for making this selfless sacrifice for the betterment of mankind .(and in the process getting rid of the zombies as well ! )
 
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