Whats the best khukuri to fend off little green space aliens?

not2sharp

not2sharp

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We have already sorted ourselves out for bears, fire ants, lions, and even zombies; but, what works best on those little green men with the UFOs and archaic medical tools?

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n2s
 
Any of them will do...just cough on the blade first.

Jake
 
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obviously you need to use a little green khuk to fend off little green aliens. sheesh. :rolleyes:
 
Kazeryu said:
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obviously you need to use a little green khuk to fend off little green aliens. sheesh. :rolleyes:
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huh, i didn't know khuks were asexual.

Jake
 
The 17" FFs come to mind for this. Lightweight, thin and wide bladed, yet strong enough to handle some of Dave's testing. Almost as they were made by advanced beings. :eek:

Bob
 
I don't believe I have something in my collection of weaponry that is designed specifically for alien defense.
So, I decided to go window shoping, and found this:

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It's not a khuk, but they are working on that too.

I think it's called "Galactic Firebird", and I believe it's effectiveness has already been proven on some aliens that the manufacturer had on hand. Just touching the alien with the special steel that the knife is made out of, instantly kills the critters ;)
 
JimmyJimenez said:
That's crazy!

Maybe HI could add that to a new line of fantasy khukuris ;)
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I like it....with a small modification you can add a sling shot.

n2s
 
Kazeryu said:
radioactivedoublepk3hv.jpg

obviously you need to use a little green khuk to fend off little green aliens. sheesh. :rolleyes:
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Hi Kaz:

Igoing to special order one of these from Yangdu. They might have a little trouble with the wooden scabbard, though. Also there is confusion over what type of blood grooves should be on a blade to kill green aliens. I'll post a field report if I can find a field with green aliens in it to do a test.

Any suggestions?
 
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