What's the best plastic cutlery?

[Fargus]

The clip makes it into an almost "tactical spork".

Clear or camo would be a little more manly.

Ahh, you will want to wait on the Dark Ops MeatMaster™ Spork then (due out late 2009). It will be in black or digi-camo plus have serrations, a gut hook, hollow handle, and laser targeting.

 

[popcornpicker]

I kinda like the folding Titanium spork, but I don't share sporks.

 

[BrianB]

I usually use my fingers to open boxes of cornflakes. I must have sharp nails. =D

I usually don't try to circumvent anti-weapons policies in government buildings. People have been sent to jail for that sort of thing.