What's the stupidest thing you have done with a knife?

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Well I was sitting on the couch and thought, hmmm my toe nails look a bit long, so I decided to pull out my Delica to trim them. Well you can probably guess what happened next...

So what's the stupidest thing you have done with a knife?
 
playing around with a kerambit (sp) without concentrating, managed to dig it into my arm.
Go Swans !!
 
got 1 of my kitchen knives REAL sharp. took a nap. got up , drank a few beers, and decided i needed an onion for chili........ :eek:
 
Accidentally stabbed my forearm after a bottle cut test.

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(that pic is 2days after the accident)

3 stitches + 2 internal stitches, some of the nerves in my left forearm are stuffed and now it has a weird electrical feeling if I touch it lol.
 
I have too many knives (but thinking of trimming down the collection), so in my case the most stupid thing is that I barely use a number of them.
 
I lost a Vic SAK in this house - somewhere. I looked off and on for years - finally, got a replacement for it. I have many more SAKs now, but I will still have an epiphany now and then and go look in a spot I've perused many times before to no avail. I have wasted too much time looking for that thing!

So, looking for a lost knife will be my answer.

Stainz
 
I stuck a Military in the back of my hand a few weeks ago while opening a case of Mountain Dew, requiring stitches.
 
The stupidest think I've ever done with a KNIFE? Lose it.

Now, if the question were about the stupidest thing I've ever done with an AXE...
 
Cut a live wire by mistake.
Blew part of the edge right off.

Supersteel my a**..........

Moral: Use the right tool for the job, and be sure to turn off the power.
 
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i dropped my Kershaw OD-1. Caught it with my toe. The point went straight in my toe, through the nail (wearing flip-flops), and after it hit my toe, as the handle continued falling, the edge sliced through the nail and out the front of my toe.

it wasn't anything serious, but bled a lot, and interrupted our poker game
 
Took one to school in 10th grade. Got a one week vacation.
 
Learned the wrong way to whittle wood with a SAK... the hard way.
The result was an inch long gash, to the bone, on my middle finger.
 
Charlie Mike said:
Took one to school in 10th grade. Got a one week vacation.
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You got off easy thought. Nowadays you would have been put on a national do not fly list and had your family name be marked as terrorists.

Dumbest thing I did? Playing mall ninja knife twirl and using my iPhone screen to catch the knife was a bad idea. Luckily it missed the screen slightly and just has a chip not a 1/4 inch from the screen on the plastic surrounding it. The even stupider thing was that I only had a Sharpmaker with the brown rods for trying to make a new tip on the knife.
Stupid stupid stupid.
 
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