What's Your Battle Cry

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Josh Feltman

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Here's mine:

Skulking across the steppes, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Josh Feltman! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!"


Interestingly, it's more accurate than most horoscopes I've read.

--Josh
 
It's too long to type out and I can't cut and paste for some odd reason. Been having trouble with that a lot lately.:( :rolleyes:
But something about a mighty sword and gonna transmorgify everything you hold dear.

I hope it's an 18" 28 ounce Foxy Folly I'm gonna do it with.:D
 
Zang! Who is that, prowling through the cliffs! It is Dan Balderas, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!"


That is awsome!!! My rage is world renown. That fits so well, its going on as my sig. For the eventual basic membership.


- D
 
Here's mine:

HEY Y'ALL, HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS !!









well, what d'ya expect. I be from Kaintuck and all. :D :D
 
"WHO cut the cheeeeeese?"

Admittedly, it is more of a battle-complaint than a battle-cry, but everyone downwind tends to scatter.

Stephen ;)
 
[font=old english text mt,old english text][size=+3]L[/size]o! Who is that, prowling across the fields! It is Demon Tessu, hands clutching a mighty sword! He howls homicidally:[/font]

"I'm going to bruise you until the laws of physics are violated!"
 
Depending on the situation, it can involves a rip roaring sound...and stained trousers.

n2s
 
mine is "In the name of Thor the Mighty, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

which is strange because my usual one is RUN!!!
 
demon tessu said:
not in the face !
not in the face!
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Speaking of "not in the face."
Every time someone has told me they were "gonna whip my ass," and I covered up my ass, they hit me in the face every time.:rolleyes: :grumpy: ;)
 
"Lonach!" (as a Scot, the Forbes clan war cry gets it's name from a hill in Strathdon where the clan assembled in times of trouble, which seemed to be rather frequently).
 
Who is that, running along the wasteland! It is The Engraver, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams vengefully:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!"

Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Gravertom! And he gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

Striding out of the desert, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Tom! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to clobber you in such an unsafe manner, it will be a new form of crime!!!"


Personally, I think the following more accurate-

Stumbling away awkardly from the danger in what for him passes as rapid uncontrollable flight, he whispers feebly:

"must........lose..........weight.............."

Tom
 
If I have my mind about me (rarely). "Die well".

More often than not, it's "F.U." Followed by more profanity.

Life is at hand and I want my guys and I to come home. Can't say I care much about "them" in the after world.

Sorry if I've crossed any PC lines.
 
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