What's Your Battle Cry

Yvsa said:
It's too long to type out and I can't cut and paste for some odd reason. Been having trouble with that a lot lately.:( :rolleyes:

Yvsa, never had any luck cutting and pasting, but :

COPY AND PASTE works great for me.
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Hark! Who is that, striding through the hotel lobby!
It is Dean, hands clutching a mighty sword!
He grunts thunderously:
"I'm seriously going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension!!"


Oh My..........!

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Skulking over the candy store, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Wolvesclaw! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to beat you into your own personal hell!!!"


A jeweled meat hammer?
 
Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Bigun! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to spank you into a new dimension of pain!"

Oooo! I like spanking! :D
 
Bahahahaha, mine was "I'm going to contort you into the fourth dimension"

I kinda like that.
 
I don't have a battle cry. But when I was 8, a neighbor boy my age threw a rock and it went through my cheek a little bit. It just popped through on the inner side. He was in the wrong, had started the incident, was smaller than I and knew we wouldn't fight. He had a great baseball arm, and he'd used it. My brain went red and black with rage. I hopped over the shrubs and was on him in an instant. I had him on the ground and was pummeling him. I wasn't going to kill him but there was punishment for what he'd done. I tried to think of something to call him, some bad stuff to add to his ticket.

"You dirty Jew," I screamed, "dirty Jew", over and over again.
A passerby saw what was happening. It looked bad. The smaller child was defenseless and was being beaten because he was a Jew. This was a nice middle class neighborhood.
"Get off him!" A guy in his 40's yelled. He grabbed under my arms and lifted me off.

"You don't understand- he's the bad guy, he did this, he started it."
"I don't care, it's over, you won, you can't keep hitting him."
"What!?? Do you see this? Do you see the hole in the side of my mouth? He did that. He threw a rock. He's a bastard."

He looked at the hole.

"Don't cuss," the man said, "why were you calling him a Jew? That's bigoted, what's wrong with you?"

"I dunno. What's a Jew anyway?"
"What?"
Yeah, what's a Jew? I called him that because I knew it was a bad name."

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When I owned my first handgun, a Ruger 41 Blackhawk Bisely, I'd imagined saying, "and a bit of the Bizz it is for you." Or, "give him the Bizz."

but today I don't want nothing to do with killing anyone unless I have to, and I don't have a battle cry.

You know what it is? I'd probably scream, "God Damn you." Because he'd forced me to come to this.

I guess you don't really have a battle cry for a robber. The prosecuting attorney examining you for murder would believe a battle cry indicated a certain zeal and premeditation about burgulars. No battle cries allowed in the house.




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Hark! Who is that, running over the tundra! It is Cabbit, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you into the stuff of nightmares!!!"
 
Stalking out of the freeway, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Tbar! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to f**k you with such disregard for common sense, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

But been Spanish native I would go: "¡Me C*g* en la madre que te pario, Hijo de p**a!", though while I was learning to box, my war cry was "not in the head, that I am a student" folllowed by "O Lord, please bless all that I am going to receive today!

Tbar
 
I really like mine!!!!

Stalking over the steppes, carrying a meaty axe, cometh Shappa! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to flog you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!"
 
Running over the candy store, wielding a burning branch, cometh DannyinJapan! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to **** you into the danger zone, and plunge you into financial ruin!!"


Whos that fat bastard??? God Help us!!!
 
Who is that, sprinting across the steppes! It is Dan, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls vengefully:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, your pets won't recognize you!!!"
 
Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the steppes! It is Yoippari, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you until you pee fire!"

Does that even make sense?

Who is that, sprinting over the mountains! It is Jacob Hawes, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"
 
Skulking through the tarmac, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Steely Gunz! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I tear into the enemy like a river of pure piranha!!!"
That's pretty cool:) I might have to add that as my sig line. Not very accurate though. I dont have a battle cry. Whenever great danger is afoot and glorious battle imminent I promptly drop to the ground, roll my eyes back a bit, let my tongue fall out and try to look as ashy as possible until the other side passes (hoping the cavalry doesnt decide to ride over the corpses). Tis the way of the 'possum for me:)

Jake the meek piranha

edit to add: This is what came up when i put in my better half's name:
"I'm going to pummel you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and throw you out the window!!"
I'm not sure if i should fear for my life or be oddly aroused:)
 
Sprinting on the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh Mross! And he gives a gutteral grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"


That's cute. But I think it would be more along the lines of.
"Nah, after you"
 
"Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to hang onto! Woof"

It's best when uttered by the immortal Capt. Flasheart.
 
Just had a lot of fun putting in all my family members name's. I was absolutely shocked at some of them!!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :footinmou :confused: :o :o :barf:

The things they wuz gonna do and the thangs they wuz gonna do 'em with. I'm not gonna sleeep good tonight!:rolleyes: :eek: :grumpy:
 
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