Whats your Death Row meal?

Mom's chicken fried steak, milk gravy, baked beans, mashed potatoes, and fresh thick sliced tomatoes straight out of the garden.

Actually, that's going to be my first meal after I pass away.
 
My choice would be traditional Thanksgiving food: roast turkey, dressing & gravy, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, green beans, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie w/ whipped cream and a great cup of coffee, plus seconds of everything! If you eat enough, you feel like you're going to die! ;)
 
A good ribeye, blue cheese butter on it, loaded baked potato, and wine drunk from the skull of whoever got me to this point.
 
Morbid question…

Anything edible. Covered in "Dave's Ultimate Insanity Sauce." I figure I'd be in so much pain from the sauce that if I even noticed the electricity fire up, it'd just be a relief.

Dave's Insanity is great stuff.
 
Probably a rare seared bone in ribeye with a pan jus and crispy thin cut fries. dry gin martini and cigar. bonus appetizer of raw diver scallops with an herby white balsamic drizzle.
 
Ok I'll bite. I'll have beef tataki to start with, a white miso soup, noodle salad, 4 pcs Lemon fish sushi, 2pcs smoked salmon, and One yummy Maki roll from mikimotos. Then I'll take a cowboy cut bone in Rib eye rare. My grandmothers spaghetti and smothered corn. Tiramisu, wine cake, and I'll wash everything down with several dirty blonde beers from twin peaks served at their almost freezing temperatures. I think that about does it. Not sure if i can eat it all but I'll take my chances.
 
Flank steak sliced thin against the grain, fried in butter, baked carrots in butter, avocado, hot fudge sundae. Ummmmmmm. Oh. Covered in bacon bits.
 
i would eat something that would rip my stomach apart knowing i wont have to pass it later. at least wile i was alive.
 
Hibachi Fillet Mignon with a ginger side salad, onion rings, a baked potato, hibachi style fried rice, and for desert? Fried oreos with hot fudge and vanilla icecream

Oh...And a handcuff key :D
 
This one is easy for me. Chicken fried backstrap with fried egg plant and mashed potatoes with gravy made from the drippings. mmmmm mmmmm!! Deer season is upon here in Texas. My favorite time of year!

Edit: Happy 1000th post to me!!!
 
Hey guys, what's chicken fried? I am starting to think it's not a piece of chicken... that's fried....? It's been mentioned a bunch of times... I think I need to try this gear.

Lawrie
 
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