Damn Mexicans... all Uh... being from Mexico... and... stuff? Yeah, I don't get it. I even tried to get it just now, didn't happen. Moving on.
This is an older one I did.
Call sign: He
Location: The Stronghold, all hunkered down
Battle cry: 'F*CK! AGAIN?!'
Last words: 'S*IT, it's always something...'
Accessories: Water purifier, first aid, ammo, 6D cell mag light/baseball bat, claymore (get off my lawn), dynamo radio, tools, MRE, duct tape, gas jug, water jug, canvas tarp
Headwear: Gas Mask
Upper Garment: Flack Jacket.
Lower Garment: 5.11 tac lite pros
Footwear: Redwing work boots
Primary Weapons: SPAS 12
Secondary Weapons: Springfield XDm .40
Melee: Cold Steel Trail Boss
Sidekick: R. Lee Ermy
Vehicle: Whatever R. Lee Ermy is driving when I find him.
Sound track: yoko Kanno - Tank
Strong Hold: Wal-Mart
Final Boss: Dunno yet, I'll know just before I say 'S*HIT, it's always something...'
I kinda figured you guys would take the thing and past the stuff onto it since it's an image thread

I claim no responsibility for des disreguarde for de rulez.