when do you NOT have a knife on you?

Except for sleeping & showering I ALWAYS carry a knife. A habit I picked up from my Dad and both Grandpa's when I was a boy. My Dad gave me a knife for my 7th birthday and I've carried one ever since.

AJ
 
One word.......SCHOOL!!! The only place I can be found without my trusty stockman. Oh well I guess nothing is perfict!

THANKS!!!

-NAFO-

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-War alone keys up all human energies to their maximum tension and sets the seal of nobility on those people who have the courage to face it -Benito Mussolini-
 
When I'm naked
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Shower..........Got a spydercard for airports
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SarcasmGuy

"fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering"
Yoda
 
For all those who listed an airport as a place where they don't carry knives, I had a little incident involving a newt livesay little pecker neck knife. Our luggage had already been sent to the airport the night before we were supposed to leave Beijing China, and I forgot to pack the knife away. I found myself inside the airport entrance with that ugly thing still around my neck. I had to stick it in a carry on, but took a look at the setup of the x-ray machine before doing so to see what angles they were viewing the bags at. I ended up placing the LP vertically against the wall of the luggage so that it hugged the side of the case and showed up as a thin black line on the monitor. I was woried because I didn't know what they would have done if I had gotten caught--probably beat me and remove my little pecker
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About the only time I don't have AT LEAST one of my knives with me is the two or three times a month that I take a shower.
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Dann Fassnacht
Aberdeen, WA
glockman99@hotmail.com
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I owe Richard an apology for my shower comment.

However, If one were thinking of proper tactical bathroom usage, why would'nt you take a bath instead of a shower? With the shower on and water running, one of our most important senses, our hearing, would greatly diminished. With the bath, much less noise = greater awarness of our surroundings = faster reaction to threat.
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Personally, I'll stick with the shower, I hate sitting in my own filth.

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**Blazing Saddles**

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Some kids play with a rubber ducky while in the bath tub. I play with my knife/knives. Especially automatics, though that normally happens before I get in and start filthing up my water. I take the knife and I open it in auto mode so the blade slaps the water and makes a big splash! It's fun. Then I just put it in the soap holder while I am bathing.

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
Talonite® Rulz!

(Sorry, wrong thread, but at least I know what knife to take should I feel the need for one in the shower
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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
Chang,
If you like really big splashes you should take your tactical spork into the tub with you.
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The only time that I am without a knife is in the shower. But hearing about the home invasions above and yhe increase in them around my home town I think one in the shower is suited.So I think I will always be with one now. As for the overseas trips put the knife in the checked baggage and take it out when you reach you destination.
 
I don't shower with one or sleep with one, but otherwise I always have my knife with me.

Because I'm so used to carrying one,I also had an airport incident:
Me and my wife were flying to Ohio from Charlotte. We started approaching the metal-detectors so I reached in my pockets to take out change and keys, and what did I feel? My SAK (Vic Supertinker)!
I remembered seeing these plants in big stone pots inside the airport entrance.
So I went back to the entrance and buried my knife in one of the pots.
We were gone for eight days, and when I got back it was still buried there!
I retrieved it and washed it off and it was as good as new.
 
Except in the shower, in the gym (no pockets in my sweatpants), and sleeping, I always have a knife on me. I even carried a SAK Spartan down the aisle with me when I got married. The wife asked, why would you possible need a knife during our wedding? I told her, "In case I need to cut something." I work in an office and carry a little SAK on my keychain but also carry a Buck Executive. Don't you HATE the feeling of running late for work, getting out to the car and realizing you don't have a knife with you? Most times I'll go back to the house and get one, but sometimes you're just running too late. Of course, even then I still have the keychain SAK, but I'd rather have a real knife too.
 
every where but the shower and bed, in the bathroom i have a nice pair of sharp scissors and in my bedroom in arms reach is a katana.
 
The only time I dont have a knife on me is during sex and in the shower. When I first started making folders my wife woke up to me opening and closing one at about 3am. She was a bit irritated at this cause at the time we had a water bed. I have knives all over the house so I really always am within arms reach of one.

Arthur D. Washburn
ADW Custom Knives
 
When I am in the shower, asleep, or having sex.

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Dennis Bible
 
When I shower...that's it.

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Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me.
 
It's never a good idea to have a knife near you while naked. I mean, I'm already circumcised...
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Chris Turner
Arkansas

"It's only a flesh wound!!!" - the Black Knight
 
lagerman--is that quoate from monty python?
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