When House Guests Attack.

Frailer said:
I give soon-to-be-married young men two bits of advice:

1. You and your wife should pay each other a small “allowance” each payday. This money may be spent on whatever frivolous purchase (knives, shoes, etc.) you wish to make, without consulting with and without comment from the other partner.

2. You need to make peace with the fact that you will never *ever* “win” an argument.
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3. You *never ever* be truly forgiven for disagreeing with her and arguing about it.

Some (but not all) guys will eventually forgive and forget if you disagree with him, and argue ("argue" as in "verbal sparing". Not "argue" as in "beat the crud out of each other") about it.
In my 65 years, I've yet to meet a lady who forgives and forgets an argument, regardless of if she "wins" or not.
 
One time, when my mom was visiting, she was helping make dinner and used one of my kitchen knives (nothing expensive or special, but still, a knife that I like, and use, and keep nice and sharp) to chop garlic. When she was done chopping, she scooped the garlic up with the blade and put it in the pot. All good. Then, with a few pieces of garlic clinging to the side of the blade, she proceeded to tap the edge of the knife on the side of the pan to try and get them to fall into the pan!! :eek: :mad:
 
Prester John said:
That is Han Solo.
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Yes, sorry for misleading you. :D

Corso said:
vs vampires
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Now THAT's a movie I would watch! :cool::thumbsup:

I used my little GEC H20 last night to cut my steak.
My boys cleared the table and did the dishes while I watched some TV with the Mrs.
I was happy to see all the dishes washed and put in the washing machine, and my H20 still sitting on the table untouched.
 
My bride finally stopped putting kitchen knives in the dish pan. Now they sit on the counter top and get washed, dried and put away, as the good Lord intended.
She does occasionally toss a utensil into the trash can though. I lost my AGR Woodswalker awhile back to that fate. Maybe it was some kind of retribution. :D
 
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