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when the Man finds you fatwooding.....

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got in a good 6 hours of woods wandering today. Played with my Scrapper6, my jimmy LILE, and my Emerson Super Commander.

wandered far off the trail system in West Van BC, wandered over to several kinnikink patches and harvested a bunch of it to dry and add to my pipe tobacco. Gathered several resin rich pieces of fatwood, and then wandered down to the rocky shoreline to brew a cuppa.

Shaved off many fine shavings of fatwood and lit em up with the firesteel. Added more and more larger pieces of fatwood, until i actually had to move away from the blaze to avoid being burnt. It got HOT> the heat reflected nicely off the cliff face and warmed me up on this -3 Celcuis (-10 C with windchill) day. As the fatwood fire burned down I added Arbutus wood to make some nice coals. Once everything was glowing orange i put the GI stove and cup over it and brew me tea. Hot lemony goodness in no time.

Cleaned up the kit, packed it away and scooped the fire into the ocean. Covered the burn mark with a chunk of moss, it will grow well, thanks to the ash.

s i slogged thru the forest i checked every stump i could find for fatwood. Got a bunch more and as i emerged onto the trail got the heebeejeebeeeies i was not alone. Paused a minute and listened, looked around, swore i smelled aftershave.........Kept walking up the trail and paused to take a swig of water. Spied a obviously loaded fatwood stump and just had to break off a BIG piece. "ACTUNG! vat are you doing?" a thick accent voiced asked, as they racked and leveled their weapon....er wait......not quite that bad...it was just a parks guy curious as to what i as doing breaking off a piece of stump. "oh hello , i am looking for fatwood i explained". Buddy did not quite register what i meant. "fatwood! its resin impregnated wood, us woods types use it to start fires in the rain or in the fireplace etc etc". Ah he said, looking pale as my Scrapper6 became visible to him as i turned, "well, you cant do that here." "oh i said, ok, thanks for the heads up!" and i wandered off, 10lbs of fatwood under my jacket.

:D
 
as much as i love having national parks they can be a bummer when trying to have some fun
 
Good one, Bushy. Sounds like a good outing. Park Rangers around here won't let you take anything, either. I think it's an international conspiracy of rangers to keep us from having fun.
 
ROTFLMAO!!! wouldn't surprise me in the least Brother Dawson, they been after wood burning stoves for some time now. Campfires are a step away......:grumpy:

Yeah, down here, too. I mean, c'mon, how much wood do they think gets burned in San Diego.
 
ROTFLMAO!!! wouldn't surprise me in the least Brother Dawson, they been after wood burning stoves for some time now. Campfires are a step away......:grumpy:

should that happen im leaving the country and starting canada 2.0 where nobody cares about global warming

o wait i already live there we call it alberta:D
 
should that happen im leaving the country and starting canada 2.0 where nobody cares about global warming

o wait i already live there we call it alberta:D

You just had to say it, didn't you. Al Gore just read your post, and he's coming after you.
 
You just had to say it, didn't you. Al Gore just read your post, and he's coming after you.

Al Gore and I have unfinished business. The day we meet I will be doing the WORLD a favor, when i am done with him.

yea i know,,,,,,I;m on a list now for threatening al gore.......

bring it on.

:cool:

^ burning a pile of fatwood to bait the "climate change" sociopaths......
 
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Great story. I'm surprised there aren't more stories like this here.
 
A few years back while attending the Biketober Fest in Daytona we rode out to the Bulow Creek State Park to visit with this 1000 year old oak tree, it was right after some heavy storms came through and a few broken branches from this old monarch layed strewn about. One of my close friends loved this old tree, it was her idea to ride out to it. It popped into my mind to make a knife using a piece of this broken branch as I bent down to pick it up I noticed two rangers watching me.

I walked over to them with the branch and asked if I could take it. No! leave it where I found it, I didn't argue but I wondered what would become of it once the ground crews arrived with their mowers.

I walked back to the place I picked it up from but passed behind the tree on the way and pocketed a small piece that I snapped off then dropped the branch in plain sight of the rangers. Waved and rejoined the group of motor friends. "Easier to get forgiveness than permission" comes to mind.

I made the knife, it was a small piece of wood with a lot of character, I made a pretty fancy sheath and gave her the neck knife for Christmas two months later.

I'm a bad outlaw kind of guy, just can't help myself. Tracy was ecstatic when I gave her the knife. She knew it for what it was without me saying a word.
 
ahahhah next time are you gonna meet someone in the walmart carpark at 3am to "score" some fatwood? hahahah
 
Al Gore and I have unfinished business. The day we meet I will be doing the WORLD a favor, when i am done with him.

yea i know,,,,,,I;m on a list now for threatening al gore.......

bring it on.

:cool:

^ burning a pile of fatwood to bait the "climate change" sociopaths......

Not trying to step on any toes, but i do believe in global warming ...... but after a news story I saw after Inconvenient Truth came out I figure Al Gore puts more carbon in the atmosphere heating his HUGE house than survival types like us do with a lifetime of campfires.
 
I hate when random people, with no real authority, try to flex their tiny muscles with 'You can't do that here...'

Yeah - because THAT is going to kill the universe... you got me Colombo... Osama Bin Laden is free - but DAMN - you stopped the next Hitler with Fatwood.....



It appears the White man has two varying theories on nature, either rape it for what it is worth - or God forbid you touch it - it may break.

So - rape or no touch. WTF? Whatever happened to living with nature, burning standing dead things so that you can make room for more life, burn the grasses around to kill undergrowth and help the larger trees thrive.

Sometimes we are so damned dumb.



TF
 
I figure being stopped once in four fatwood snatch & grab expeditions is pretty good odds. I did haul out over 21 lbs worth in those 4 dayhikes........
 
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