When you fall asleep on the couch watching tv...

You'll look back when you are married every year and laugh as much as we did. It is a good time to need a replacement knife like the BOSS!
 
philwar said:
Fiancees too. And these have a tendency to turn into spouses. :eek:
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And knowing is half the battle...

Barbarossa said:
You'll look back when you are married every year and laugh as much as we did. It is a good time to need a replacement knife like the BOSS!
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Don't worry, they'll have plenty more "laughs" by the sound of things (I speak from experience).:rolleyes:;)

Looks like Santa should be bringing you a new benchmade.:D
 
It's been a long battle keeping her away from sharp objects. a few years ago she almost cut her hand off with a benchmade osborne I let her use. I remember looking over, seeing tears then looking at her hand and seeing fat/tendons spread wide open. I'm not worried about the knife, it'll grind right out atleast. But hey, atleast now she won't complain when I buy a Boss street. "You broke my knife and almost burnt down the house" should do it.
 
Sorry, but ROFLMAO right now cause been there, done that one better. You need to be woke up OUT OF A DRUNKEN STUPOR to get the full effect. Only difference is she lit a fire in the fireplace with a chemical log, AND NEVER OPENED THE FLU.

My condolences on the knfe and dog though.

Larry
Tinkerer
 
I would love to see video of her trying to light a candle with the fire steel. That part in itself is hilarious.:eek::D
 
Grandsuave said:
I would love to see video of her trying to light a candle with the fire steel. That part in itself is hilarious.:eek::D
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I'll trade her for an NMFBM and sheath, she's nearly NIB except for a few scars from doing her knife thing. Coating is nearly 100%

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230grains said:
I'll trade her for an NMFBM and sheath, she's nearly NIB except for a few scars from doing her knife thing. Coating is nearly 100%

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I don't have a sheath but I have a new NMFBM....lol
I love this thread, so funny....
 
Awesome story, the edge on your Benchmade is easily worth it for the memories! Glad it all turned out alright!
 
She IS really cute. I predict this thread takes a turn now 230.
 
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230grains said:
I'll trade her for an NMFBM and sheath, she's nearly NIB except for a few scars from doing her knife thing. Coating is nearly 100%

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Too funny... and very nicely written too. :thumbup:

Oh, and she's a cutie... you should keep her.
Just for the entertainment alone. :D :p

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That is AWESOME!!! That is a story that will never get old to tell at future Christmas parties haha. So glad you guys are safe and that it ended with a laugh and nothing more serious. Merry Christmas to you and her and may you all have a safe Christmas and New Year :D
 
If she ever calls you into the shower while you are frying food, remember to turn off the stove first. This can be valuable info.
Glad your house is o.k.!
 
Classic.

You're gonna be able to milk this for a looooong time...
 
230grains said:
Yeah, she was using my benchmade, edge first to very literally hammer the firesteel. Not scrape mind you, but full on attack it to try and light a candle. WITH THE EDGE! Now there are about 5 chips in the blade.
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I see a DMT Extra-Coarse diamond stone in your future.
 
Great story 230.....nicely done....and a nice ending too....

Definately a "Cutie" tho.....but maybe some "guns/knives tuition" might be a good idea....:D:thumbup:
 
So funny.......... now that she ruined your knife guess you need to guilt her into a new olne. Then you sharpen the old one for a beater..........then teach ber to properly use a ferro rod.
 
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