Where did the Ratmandu go???

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RATequila

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Sometime in the middle of the night the Ratmandu escaped its cage. Being how this rat is so skinny it may have slipped into any of the nooks and crannies around the shop. We have looked everywhere with no avail. We set out traps loaded with cheese and whiskey and this morning we came in to the shop and low and behold all the traps were set off and the bait was gone but no Ratmandu. So the hunt is still on... stay tuned for updates.
 
I bet they find if with like two heads or an extra arm or three asses.

Pics when available please gents!
 
Sounds like its gonna have to shop at the Big and Tall store...

I will have to punish it for running away though
 
dogboye said:
Oh no.... That's not good. NOT GOOD AT ALL!
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You're right, that isn't good....that's the best news I've heard all week, it's great. It's better than great - it's, dare I say, MEGA

Okay, I got a little carried away...but it was thinking about the potential. I'm assuming that, extra food and drink aside, that rat will come back much the worse for wear; but they can rebuild him. They have the technology. They can make him better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Fatter
 
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hhmoore said:
You're right, that isn't good....that's the best news I've heard all week, it's great. It's better than great - it's, dare I say, MEGA

Okay, I got a little carried away...but it was thinking about the potential. I'm assuming that, extra food and drink aside, that rat will come back much the worse for wear; but they can rebuild him. They have the technology. They can make him better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Fatter
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The Bionic Rat
 
Mega Skinny Rat is more like it!

RATequila said:
Sometime in the middle of the night the Ratmandu escaped its cage. Being how this rat is so skinny it may have slipped into any of the nooks and crannies around the shop. We have looked everywhere with no avail. We set out traps loaded with cheese and whiskey and this morning we came in to the shop and low and behold all the traps were set off and the bait was gone but no Ratmandu. So the hunt is still on... stay tuned for updates.
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Maybe like a a Swamp spin on a bird and trout version of the RMD!

Like a MEGA Rodent Trail!
 
You haven't started to smell something oddly sweet and sour did you? Once you smell THAT, it's no longer a search and RESCUE, its a search and toss in the trash....

Let us know what you find.....
 
The Yard is releasing the Fat TRASH 2 on Wednesday, I love my TRASH that I have but I want to see if there are any Rodents scurrying around this week as well...
 
So this morning I went around the shop and checked all of my traps and all of the bait was gone and still no Ratmandu. This is one elusive Rat.
 
As long as you're feeding him, he's getting bigger... and meaner (due to dealing with the traps). He'll still make good breeding stock, assuming you want to make more big, mean ratmandus..
 
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