Where in the world are Moosez45 and DerekH?

Moose was heart stricken with grief after Derek ditched him for the circus.
Although Derek had grown famous in the band of trapeze artists known as The Flying Rodreguez's, Moose just couldn't shake his feeling of jealousy.
"If he can join a circus, then I can join a carnival!" Moose mused cleverly to himself.
So he put on his best pair of dirty 1980's LA Gears(with double laces), his mustard stained wife-beater, a pair of Daisy Dukes, and knocked out a few of his front teeth. He was ready.
Moose turned out to be a world class carny. But he felt a void in his heart...
He left the spotlight of the carnival to go in search of Derek.
On his way, he stopped in Detroit to pick up a man can of malt liquor.
And there, in a dirty ally, sat Derek. His purple tights were torn and tattered and missing many sequins...
"Derek?..." Whispered Moose in a soft melodic voice.
"Moose!" Screamed Derek jubilantly.
The two reunited in a warm bro hug for the ages.
"We need a vacation." Sighed Derek.
"Where should we go?" Asked Moose.
"I have family in Mexico." Derek said with a Latin accent.
"Sounds good. But what about the hurricane?" Belched Moose.
"No worries. I spent my trapeze fortune on these here pack mules. They can weather any storm. Hop on!!" Boomed Derek triumphantly.
Off they rode into the sunset. Galloping slowly towards the border with booze in hand and sombrero on head....

To be continued...
 
Yep, that's the most likely scenario. :thumbup:

Haha, that's freakin' brilliant man.I especially liked the part, " So he put on his best pair of dirty 1980's LA Gears(with double laces), his mustard stained wife-beater, a pair of Daisy Dukes, and knocked out a few of his front teeth. He was ready." :D
 
All of these sound very logical and plausible..... then there is the whole abducted by aliens theory. Probes and such.

Let me put up the signal and see if he responds.....

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TBL said:
All of these sound very logical and plausible..... then there is the whole abducted by aliens theory. Probes and such.
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Aliens? Probes? Knowing him, he went back for a followup.

"Helllooo boys! I'm baaaaaaaaaack!"
 
granitestateofmind said:
I'm surprised you're not a, ah....novelist, what with your lexicographic talents. Seriously, whatever you call your day job needs to take a backseat to your.....imaginative, shall we say?, writing style. It almost sounds like you're dipping into the well of personal experience. Waiting with bated breath for the next installment......
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Hey..... Here's a true life tip. BeardLove wrote that, Jonny just transcribed it. Credit where credit is due.

I'm waiting for the part where Derek's family is killed in a trapeze act, and then he runs off with Batman for some real fun guy times.
Moose, after learning to shoot the bow in the circus, left and hooks up with the Avengers via S.H.I.E.L.D.

Don't knock the traveling circus. Some of the coolest cats around started out there. [emoji57]
 
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Derek is still working on perfecting the perfect batch of sweet tea. Moose is still cleaning the green off of his mitts.
 
Tortuga, pursuing a career in carpentry for those tiny rowboats. That's where the money is at. Any pirate movie you watch, those things get demolished by the dozens!
 
He's alive!!!
Well, that leaves Moose on the beach in a speedo polishing the dingies...
 
I was just posting my theory...

And I will have you know I have the perfect recipe for sweet tea, thank you very much.


So I work for the National Guard, and there have been quite a lot of things happening. The biggest are some transitions where I work, which was a good thing, and have refined what exactly it is our shop does, but it has been pretty darn hectic. Now on top of that add some random terrorist nutjob wanting to throw a coup, then exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise, all while trying to cover down with less people and more going on than ever before, and that makes for some busy times. Not saying it is done, but hopefully after this weekend things will take on a more relaxed pace (barring any unforeseen catastrophes of course).
 
Five words.

Tiajuana, tub, ice, kidney scars.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
 
I did see a Moose taking a nap in the back of a pickup truck the other day. Not sure if it was THE Moose though.

Jeremy
 
I heard that D actually died but he haunts the forums not realizing he's dead and that no one can see his posts. Moose is in mourning.
 
TBL said:
All of these sound very logical and plausible..... then there is the whole abducted by aliens theory. Probes and such.

Let me put up the signal and see if he responds.....

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Sweet jesus....

I know where I am....

I will leave it up to ya'll to find me.

Moose
 
Again... another fake. This is the real moose signal.

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We still don't know where Moose and Derek are.

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